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Going “nah this is generational slander 😭” during the height and weight reading at my son’s doctors appointment
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Gonna put on an Asa Mitaka pfp and start tweeting stuff like "Demon Slayer is spiritually MAGA", just to feel something
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6 year old son told me he likes a girl in his class so now i have to explain what hetslop is and how we don’t need more of it
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I like these because they're one of very few security products designed with dramatic tension in mind
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person who doesn't know that one of their close family members is going to pass away this month: INSANE aura loss holy😭😭😭
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Have you heard of this new Lolcow? His name is Mr. Bean and he jestermaxxes all the time in public,It's really funny. Look
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"you are fat and chopped", the butterfly says to the caterpillar
"buh,," replies the caterpillar
#poetry #lifelesson #fatandchopped
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"Why are you buying the physical version when it's a game key card that has no differences from buying it digital"
Because I want to throw the box in the ocean and watch turtles choke to death on the plastic???
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Why do people feel this is some devastating gotcha? I would be dead, obviously. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, I'm aware.
