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Editor and Agitator @TheRustMusic Purveyor of good ideas in violent packaging

Joined January 2012
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Felonious Monkfish retweeted
JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English. RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER. Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.
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Felonious Monkfish retweeted
This is my son, he’s non-verbal, and depending on what you say he will either put up a picture of a gigachad or a picture of a “soyjak.” Please be tolerant.
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I, for one, enjoy living in an increasingly low-trust society where we have begun to mimic a strange simulacrum of authoritarianism, but it's a little funny and a little topical because the main players on the stage are disastrously retarded. I think that this bodes well for us.
Replying to @bad_takes
strait's still closed, national guard at polls, CISA contractors asked to hack a voting machine and not disclose the vulnerabilities, Trump describing his favorite Girthmaster clips, Trump having a stroke while discussing Tom of Finland, Trump confusing the mic for cock,
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Attorneys for 15 Minnesota residents facing federal conspiracy charges have obtained evidence of a sweeping, possibly unconstitutional spying operation carried out by ICE against left-wing social movements in Minnesota and beyond. wired.com/story/ice-is-runni…
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Felonious Monkfish retweeted
The leaked records include the locations of ICE and CBP facilities, workers' cellphone numbers, and the members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot. buff.ly/hoTj09C
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Felonious Monkfish retweeted
NEW: Hackers have leaked the identities, contact details & job assignments of more than 40,000 DHS employees, including agents with ICE & CBP as well as those working undercover. san.com/cc/shielded-by-dhs-i…
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> huge polling miss for the Serbian left > huge polling miss for the Brazilian left > huge polling miss for the Israeli left (pending) > US election next week
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Felonious Monkfish retweeted
⭕️ ICE arrested Phillip James, a U.S. citizen, in January and has held him in detention ever since, according to an Associated Press investigation. James, who has paranoid schizophrenia, said that he was born in Jamaica, but a Florida birth certificate and a 1988 paternity case show that he was born in Orange County, Florida. He was also issued a U.S. passport. An immigration judge ordered James’ deportation to Jamaica in April, though Jamaica said that it has no record of his being born there. His lawyers have petitioned federal judge Damon Leichty for his release.
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The MTA's new Veeder Root System owes me money and drinks for being so aggressively correct in how I designed it.
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emphasizing the pecs from an undercock POV oh he’s dead serious
New El Sayed ad on Grindr for Christopher Street Project (via Egret Strategies) “Is that money in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
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Felonious Monkfish retweeted
2028 election prediction
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how that beer’s hitting my hand on Friday night
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What do you know about my jazz
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no my dog's name is not "the sublime porte". thats just a metonym that represents the general concept of my dog
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eating a bowl of special k after masturbating just to know that freak kellogg is rolling over in his grave
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Felonious Monkfish retweeted
I am always thinking about the episode of Sealab 2021 where Captain Murphy is trapped under a soda machine while trying to get a can of Mingus Dew, the Charles Mingus themed Mountain Dew.
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Felonious Monkfish retweeted
Some of the parks in Northern Manhattan are straight up enchanting.
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Some of the most exciting news this week — we're looking at a potential cross-town subway connection North of Central Park. We've been dreaming of this since 2017!!
The MTA is proposing a new 125 Street Subway, which would extend west from the future 125 St/Lexington Av Q station. The project would connect existing subway lines—including the Second Avenue Subway—and bus routes along the corridor. Learn more about this project at a public scoping meeting; we're hosting two virtual sessions on October 22, and one in-person session on October 27. Register for a session and get all the details: mta.info/project/125-street-…
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Felonious Monkfish retweeted
Aside from the shocking substance of this story, what's amazing is how it was unearthed by Cole. The short version: The Russians were able to penetrate Jared Kushner's iPhone and extract screenshots and data. Then, a Russian intel official was captured by Dutch intelligence (!) and flipped. The Dutch believed Kushner may have been acting on behalf of Russia, so pursued him as an intel target and were able to get into his phone. They did not find any evidence of Russian collusion, instead they watched him moving hundreds of millions of dollars from slush funds created by Saudi Arabia and the UAE, one of them housed in Israel's central bank. Incredible reporting, and if Democrats have any sense, they will pull on these threads and learn a lot more about this money.
Explosive story many years in the making, now out in Vanity Fair by Matthew Cole (who will be on Breaking Points next week, and publishing soon in @DropSiteNews): Saudi Arabia and the UAE set up multi-billion slush funds for Jared Kushner to use. Iran-Contra 2 here (except with Iran-Contra, at least the US got some hostages released. Not clear what we got out of this one.)
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