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Shocked that foodie Homer apparently does not know the trick of opening the ketchup food tubs first to maximize volume. @TheSimpsons

Why have @tomhanks and @robinwilliams never acted together? Closest was Father's Day (thanks, @BillyCrystal); Plz, no paycheck grab films!

Does #Kyoto get attacked by #Zillagod? #Godzilla

An orange #ufo flew over my parents Hauppauge home minutes ago.

My son was overjoyed to discover his #Lego Hero Factory toys were completely unusable this morning.

The led light on my new model, replacement #dvr is a horribly bright and indimmable nightlight. Why did you do this to me, #Comcast ?

#jboss Why's half the JBoss AS 6 doc missing from Jboss.org, or did core-doc administration never have any content? Missing for 2 days now.

#AskChris What is your opinion of DC's answer to The Sentry, Moon Maiden and should she have seen more usage?