Retired career streamer, still GMing the @UGTshow on https://nitter.cf/t.co/Of1YIDvCAf Community at https://nitter.cf/t.co/XYDAvAL3XE Business contact: [email protected]
Ocala, FL
Joined June 2011
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Thank you, everyone seeing this, for everything. Content creation has been my life for pretty much the whole time I've been an adult, and it's all thanks to all of you. I'll still be on the @UGTshow!
You know what could have fixed all these weird layering, depopulation, overpopulation issues Forever has been having
*~servers~*
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Has there ever been a worse development for MMOs than server sharding?
There's a million billion people on WoW Forever and the world is empty. There's nobody anywhere. If you accidentally end up in a place with some people, don't worry! The world will refresh in 10 minutes.
This is the most blackpilling thing you will ever see re: democracy
The average voter is so fucking stupid that we're a single issue country. It doesnt matter what side you're on or whether you're happy or mad about the midterms, literally none of politics matter. Gas number bad
Pundits on both sides: “Voters punished Trump for his broken promises, his memecoin, ICE, his authoritarian tendencies, his betrayal of MAGA’s ideals, his erosion of democratic norms, and his rejection of the rules-based international order.”
Voters: “Too expensive to drive car to burger.”
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Screw politics or race or whatever I'm willing to fight in a civil war over daylight savings time
Standard time is SO BAD that we invented a whole separate timeline to live in for half the year, but decided to keep coming back like fuckin Persephone every winter for some reason
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California is the portal to hell. I've lived at least a few months in 12 or so states and it was the worst but FAR. The only state I would never in my life even entertain moving back to under any circumstances.
i feel like a lot of people don't realize just how much better california is than all the other states. leaving california feels like being exiled from the garden of eden. it's so obviously worth the high cost of living
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It sucks that you can just say Big Scary Number and that overrides everything in most people's stupid little lizard brains because it's a Big Scary Number
Not that I agree with whatever the fuck we're doing over there but this shit works with literally everything and it sucks
JUST IN: Pentagon tells Congress the Iran military operation has cost American taxpayers $47,100,000,000.00.
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Squiiddish retweeted
CollegeHumor in 2012: the 5 ways you get your dick sucked in college
Dropout in 2026: We asked 3 softspoken millenial men to improvise how they'd hold your hand as you come out to your parents as bisexual
I'm gonna go against the grain here.
Everyone has been whipped into a weird pseudo-privacy warrior frenzy. This is how Reddit has worked for years. You know how when you Google any problem you get a reddit post? This is just that. It's not like it's your DMs lmao
Discord is about to put your public messages on Google
Discord will start making messages from Discoverable public servers searchable on Google and other search engines from mid-December.
The feature is ON by default in most regions, but you can opt out:
User Settings → Data & Privacy → turn off “Show my message content from Discoverable channels on web pages.”
In the EU, UK, Canada, Brazil, Australia and South Korea, it will be OFF by default.
Private servers, DMs and group DMs are not included. Usernames and avatars won’t appear alongside indexed messages.
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It's always fun to introduce someone not familiar with the 15 year decline of the game industry to modern video games.
"Where do I pick to be a girl, nothing says girl or female?" Yeah babe it's called Type 1 and Type 2 now, we all hate it but they keep doing it anyway.
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Yes we do.
Yes we ABSOLUTELY do.
Fuck them, fuck what they created, fuck how they ran such incredible companies into the ground. They deserve absolutely every ounce of shame and ridicule, personally.
Gaming doesn't have to stay like this. Just make shit that doesn't suck.
As someone who was once a huge fan of this IWBTG-esque crap why does every single roguelike and metroidvania look like this now
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If EVERYTHING isn't available to me the SECOND that I want it I will SCREAM and CRY and THROW UP
💡 ¡Se ha añadido un objeto nuevo al remake de Zelda Ocarina of Time!
Una semilla con la que Link puede invocar a un mercader Deku y comprar objetos en cualquier momento. ¡Por si te quedas sin flechas o bombas!
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Guy who's only ever played Dark Souls:
Enemies not respawning legitimately makes no sense, like what is going to happen? You’re gonna die respawn way back and just run through empty space? Also how are you supposed to practice fights? You have to start a whole new game or what? This is a weird design choice.
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Look everyone it's been a few months so it's time to pretend this awesome fucking movie Sucked, Actually look how refined and cultured my opinions are I Do Not Like Popular Things
Squiiddish retweeted
Unpopular take, but this is the natural endgame of the accessibility movement. If being accessible to more people is a universal good, then you need to have a way for someone with Parkinson’s to beat your action game, or someone with Down Syndrome to beat your puzzle game
One of the biggest problems with society in general is that a lot of people are extremely stupid but don't know that and think their opinions have value
We give them degrees, even
I want all the pro homework experts to go home and do this worksheet because it's very meaningful to their life and learning.
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