Patrick

Espresso martinis are just vodka Red Bulls for people who are over 30

Oregon State should be ranked after the Boise State vs Washington State game

Watch Oregon State become an automatic CFP bid every year Exposure to the max Recruiting hub The opportunity is huge

Expecting a kid is an interesting time. The urge you have to ask the name of a weird kid just to make sure there is no correlation is overwhelming.

Don’t Eat Lettuce Eat Ass

I wonder if aliens have social media to brainrot on

I wonder if aliens have social media to brainot on

I’ve reached the adult part of my life where I hate rabbits

I was taught to always listen to my body and its telling me bed time is at 9pm

I’m not sure when I became the tamagotchi of my own life but this feels harder than it should be

Mid thirties are fun because you’re obviously burnt out but also wondering what’s considered a healthy level of burnout, while full well knowing no level of burnout is healthy.

How do I tell my friends I’m not a minimalist, I just have expensive taste and can’t afford the things I like right now?

Being a Taurus is hard because you have really expensive taste but don’t want to spend your money on it.

You can’t have a midlife crisis if every day is a crisis

Have you ever taken a healthy hobby and turned it into a toxic obsession? If not, get ready for your mid-thirties fitness & gardening journey.

Kinda rude the 4 day work week chatter declined so much. Was really looking forward to having a life.

The speed you go from going out to the bars weekly to gardening once you’re in your 30’s needs to be studied.

I’m not a camper. I’m a resorter.

It IS NOT my fault I’m beautiful and right all the time but it IS your fault to be mad about it

I thought my expenses were bad when I’d have a $200 bar tab on a weekend but nothing prepared me for spending $600 on dirt for my garden.