Josh Staples

That guy really rubs me the wrong way My cousin who had a vape explode in his hand and face three years ago: like on the penis?

Went to the doctor and they gave me the poison I.V. Gulp! Gulp: Yes?

Went to Asskin Robbin’s for the turdy-one flavors

If you’re a tall people, where is the tall? You get tall in the belly?

Just went to Ripleys believe it or not, needless to say, I chose not.

News in Japan- The Tokyo 7 just ran a bullet train on sensei, and I’m Japanese.

Grown ass man saying several, just say three or four.

The scariest ability of the crocodile is their mastery of emotional abuse, truly at the peak of evolution

Me thinks therefore I am

I have it on good authority the sun will be making an appearance tomorrow in a little place called the sky.

If I found a genie I would wish for monkey paws and then 5 genies, this way I would surely doom myself.

I’d like to acknowledge that this data center is one stolen land

If you’ve ever wondered if Cardi B’s song Wet Ass Pussy is for the gays or straights the answer entirely depends on which word you put emphasis on when saying  it

This is the big one. #meme #skit #rizz #fat #viral