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𝓘͟ɴ ᴛʜᴇ 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌, 𝓘'ᴍ 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙.. 𝓘 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍 𖬺͟ @cultG0D ɪs ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ꭲꮋꭼꭱꭼ.

Ss / Taken
Joined November 2025
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📻I am. So fucking over this job right now.
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THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE SEXIEST ALASTOR IVE EVER SEEN GOOD LORD
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They smell funny! Don’t blame him cause he hires funny smelling sinners!
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📻and my brain is sabotaging me again… fuck my life, gonna go hide away and play cyberpunk so I don’t end up breaking down and burdening people with my fucking shit.
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📻my goofy ass scuttling in with my homemade pulled pork tonight after a truly dreadful night last night
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“Always happy to help dearest~ now come after all the excitement of the meeting I think we’ve earned a drink don’t you?” Smirk widening, grabbing onto Vox’s hand to gently pull him along
⠀ Nodding, a light scoff as his head shook. “ Thanks, Alastor. I really appreciate all your help.. ” Sarcasm, rolling his eyes after. ⠀
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A soft, amused hum echoes from him as he kisses Vox back, gently brushing down the back of his suit jacket. “See? Good as new~”
⠀ Tugs him back down on him for a brief kiss. Letting go to watch him stand. Taking his hand and getting back onto his own feet, too. “ Let's hope so. ” ⠀
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“Your suit looks fine dear, I’m sure Carmilla’s had these floor cleaned within the last century~” Finally relenting and climbing off of him, holding out a hand to the other overlord
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Smirking down at him, reaching forward to boop his screen
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“Mmm… no~ you’re comfortable~”
⠀ Squirms underneath. “ Ack⎯⎯ get off me.ᐟ ” ⠀
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📻actually worried myself into a panic attack… holy fucking shit.
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あたたかい。
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📻can’t sleep so I’m just gonna wander about doing a few odd things
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ɪ ꜱᴀʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛᴏ 𝓈 𝒾 𝓉 ᴀɴᴅ 𝓈 𝓉 𝒶 𝓎 ᴘʟᴀʏ 𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁 ᴏʀ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ 𝓓 𝓔 𝓐 𝓓~ ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇꜱᴄ ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ ᴏᴄ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ! - ❤️ & 📷?
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