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i don’t know. pronouns: he/they.

Joined November 2010
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the anora gif
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
the shit these people must talk when they're NOT recording, I would give annnnything
My favorite video ever
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
you lowkey evil ngl
Coworkers complained my very easy Halloween trivia was too hard
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
I want this stuff banned. Not regulated, not reformed. These machines banned from the internet and devices and companies banned from developing them.
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
there’s never enough days in october to watch all the halloween-y movies i wanted to watch :(
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Crystal Lake & Widow’s Bay are so good that my mom who hates horror is actually watching them
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
might make a difficult but ultimately minor change to my consumer habits to reduce my carbon footprint, what do y’all think?
πŸ”₯ Novokuibyshevsk refinery… WOW!!!
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
two gay men can dislike each other for years without either of them being able to explain what actually happened
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
can we please get a pokemon spinoff where we compete in Pokemon Contests or are we not woke enough for that yet
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
β€œthis doesn’t happen to me” have you considered acquiring a network of at least 30 gay guys, drag queens, niche celebrity transsexuals, clubbing lesbians, and sober party girls? if you do then Everything will happen to you
living in new york is so fun because i don’t ever really need to have Plans. Plans just sort of happen to me. i will end up somewhere and it will be really fun
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
this is just so freaking sick
you might procrastinate but have you ever procrastinated so long that you transitioned in the middle of filming your own music video
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Slow Pitch is stupud I love it LMAOOO
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Them all playing spin the bottle with the coach is soooooo
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
As I've been saying, all the CEOs need to be tested for AI psychosis
Starbucks CEO says the company is planning to focus more on AI and tech, including adding a system that would recognize customers as they arrive in stores to "present personalized digital menus."
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
Canada's first national security strategy in 20+ years includes not a single reference to human rights or the perpetration of international crimes.
We just launched Canada’s first national security strategy in over 20 years. Canada is acting with determination and ambition to protect our sovereignty, strengthen our resilience, and build our prosperity. Learn more about The Plan for a Stronger Canada: pm.gc.ca/en/news/news-releas…
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
I’m blocked by Palantir’s Canadian arm Cohere. These bastards are developing the AI to decide whether you're a terrorist & block your bank account. And the kicker is, you're paying for it! Another gift from Prime Minister Brookfield Asset Management.
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
#mouthwashing fandom! I was so curious about where the headlock edits first started, and who was the first to originate it. I received a comment on my video saying they believe tiktok user Mads Sherrick was the first, I think I found it, first posted 10/28/24. SO COOL
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
Old Gamefaqs guides are very endearing. Most of them are bad in terms of being a guide, but they all give an unambiguous perspective of the playstyles for the people who wrote them. The fact that they liked the game enough to write a whole guide on them is also very charming.
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
This is so poetic. The cure to ADHD is in this flowchart but unfortunately none of us will read it
Replying to @Alexiabobadill1
I found this flow chart on tumblr, haven't tried it for anything big yet myself but it could help?
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Yoshi's Publicist πŸ’€πŸŒΉβ³ retweeted
IM FULLY FRIED LMAOOOO
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