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This whole “taking care of yourselves and your family” thing just isn’t working for me, @GaryParrishCBS @geoff_calkins. 😊
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If the Steelers win tonight I'm giving away $10,000 to 1 person who retweets this and follows me. Will draw tomorrow afternoon. Haven't done a giveaway in awhile and running insane hot this weekend. Lets goooooo
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This is how they learned the sex of their dog?
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“Cold” day + “hot” wings = a pretty nice day. @geoff_calkins, our local Donald Draper
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Grateful @geoff_calkins didn’t take 1-3.
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I'm tired of these white women at the bar assuming I know where to get them blow just because I'm Latino. It's frustrating, but yeah give me a minute.
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Build thee a life upon my ruins. – at Memphis, TN
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I remember wearing button down shirts on weekdays – at Menlo Park, CA
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When people ask me what I miss most about life before quarantine:
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student
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