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Book now!!! People coming from Sussex already booked... Don't miss out; tickets are limited.
Crimes of the Rich & Famous - Walking Tour -Knightsbridge & Kensington, Sunday 1st November 2026, 12 noon meet in SW7 for prompt 12.15pm departure.
Guided by Matthew Steeples of The Steeple Times.
Highlights include:
· The last home of the last woman to be hanged in the UK, Ruth Ellis.
· The location of an infamous £60m security vault robbery in 1987.
· A £210 million ‘McMansion’ where a squatter has taken up residence.
· A home associated with a ‘Fake Rockefeller’ child kidnapper and murderer.
£30 per person, 2-hour duration; drinks and further discussion afterwards.
To book and for meeting point details, email [email protected]
#CrimesOfTheRichAndFamous #Crime #TrueCrime #Knightsbridge #Kensington #MatthewSteeples #TheSteepleTimes #FakeRockefeller #ClarkRockefeller #RuthEllis #Hanging #McMansion #Squatter #Robbery #Murder #Kidnapping #BookNow
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Such a fine actor. I especially enjoyed Robert Hardy in the "Twilight of the Gods" episode of Inspector Morse. #RobertHardy #Actor #Acting #InspectorMorse #MuchMissed #TellyBoxTreasures
Remembering the great English actor Robert (Timothy) Hardy who was born on this day in 1925. He died in 2017. #RobertHardy #ElizabethR #ChurchillTheWildernessYears #AllCreaturesGreatAndSmall #HarryPotter #WarSndRememberance #TheShootingParty #SenseAndSensibility #BomberHarris
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I cannot agree. I could never ever support the noxious nasty Nigel FaRage and his crooked con crew. Filth and scum; disgusting degenerates. Anyone but them.
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Which one would you least trust to leave alone in a room with a group of young ones? #DavidWalliams #RussellBrand #TommyRobinson #CliffRichard #Trust #YoungOnes #ScarySorts #TerrifyingTwerps #NoThankYou #ClearTheRoom #GetThemGone
35%David Walliams
13%Russell Brand
24%Tommy Robinson
28%Sir Cliff Richard
140 votes • 1 hours The Steeple Times retweeted
Parents in the Junior Masterchef (Australia) transmitting region would do best to unplug their telly boxes for the duration. Do not let them look in Meghan Markle's eyes otherwise it'll be the Demon Headmaster and "three, two, one, you're under!" all over again. #MeghanMarkle #Masterchef #JuniorMasterchef #MasterchefAustralia #DownUnderDuchessOfDisaster #TurnHerOff #DemonDuchess #TellyBoxTrash
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Alternative title (if you believe Patricia Cornwell @1pcornwell) would be 'Tea with Mr Ripper'; the author has long harboured the view that Walter Sickert could have been Jack the Ripper. She detailed her reasoning in 2002 in Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper: Case Closed. The aforementioned painter looks pretty harmless in this painting I will say; perhaps some bloody scones could may then have set him off later. "Strawberry jam, anyone?" #JackTheRipper #WalterSickert #EthelSands #PatriciaCornwell #Art #LowndesStreet #Knightsbridge #London #SW1 #Tea #TeaTime
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Alternative title (if you believe Patricia Cornwell @1pcornwell) would be 'Tea with Mr Ripper'; the author has long harboured the view that Walter Sickert could have been Jack the Ripper. She detailed her reasoning in 2002 in Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper: Case Closed. The aforementioned painter looks pretty harmless in this painting I will say; perhaps some bloody scones could may then have set him off later. "Strawberry jam, anyone?"
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Does Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (AKA Tommy Robinson) deserves to go to prison for harassing Daily Mail journalists? #StephenYaxleyLennon #TommyRobinson #FarRight #Extremism #DailyMail #Harassment #FreePress #Media #News #Press #PressFreedom #Justice
24%Hell yeah, lock him up
54%God no, so unfair
13%Slap on wrists enough
9%I couldn't give two hoots
155 votes • 23 minutes The Steeple Times retweeted
First uninvited troll (never previously engaged with even) sent to stalk other slop and wail at the wall. My response to this utter nutter: "You appear to be the one trolling Scraggy. I assume you are Sussex Squad slop given your other cretinous comments. #Troll #Mute #BogOff"
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Clearly poll respondents have tired of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry and their antics. They need to bog off for good. #PrinceHarry #MeghanMarkle #ThomasMarkle #TomMarkle #Jr #Sr #Truth #Fiction #Spinning #Royal #Royalty #RoyalRotters #RoyalScum #BogOff
What are 'on-the-move-abroad' Meghan Markle and Prince Harry REALLY upto in the wake of them and Thomas Markle, Jr. clearly leaking information about her father? #MeghanMarkle #ThomasMarkle #PrinceHarry #TomMarkle #Jr #Sr #Truth #Fiction #Spinning #RoyalRotters #RoyalScum
6%Move to Portugal; quietly
10%Off to Oz; TV careers
37%Making a fuss; sympathy
47%I couldn't give two hoots
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My response: "I have never watched Doc Martin; I have seen several Stephen King adaptations. I watch little on the telly box, but do prefer Inspector Morse and Tales of the Unexpected and Lovejoy and Howards' Way to all else available. What's your preference?" I await your suggestions. #InspectorMorse #DocMartin #StephenKing #Lovejoy #TalesOfTheUnexpected #Telly #TV #Television #TellyBoxTreasures
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Inspector Morse will forever be the policeman with the best taste in motors. #Jaguar #InspectorMorse #Morse #Police #Cars #ClassicCars #MarvellousMotors
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The advert resembles something perhaps promoting perfume for farmers' wives. #LandRover #Vera #Perfume #Advertising #ByEck
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The #HurtyWords #BeKind #MentalHealthMatters #WokeWazzocks need to shove themselves up their stinking jumpers. I will continue to use language as it is meant. A "paedophile" is not a "PDF" and "child porn" is "child porn"; that is all. #LanguageMatters #WordsMatter #MeaningsMatter
The subterfuge to not call it out is an Enabling trick on The People?
It may be not too dissimilar to when record companies encouraged songwriters to use 'baby' in their song lyrics so that they could get a kick out of The People singing along to songs about romantic love of a 'baby' as if that is normal, as part of their insidious undermining of society?
Especially, when they knew that getting The People to verbalise this act has the effect of programming their sub-conscious mind through Gestalt?
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A perfect analysis of @John_Healey's banal budget. #Budget2026 #Budget #Budget2026 #Labour #LabourScum #JohnHealey #Chancellor #AndyBurnham #BackwardsBurnham #BackwardsBurnhamBritain #Gherkins #Marmalade #ShoveItUpYourArse #BogOff #BogOffBudget
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I agree. Together, if they worked alongside, it would be the start of better days for broken Britain. Come on @KemiBadenoch and @RupertLowe10 - As @DeliaOnline would say: "Let's be 'avin ya!" #KemiBadenoch #RupertLowe #Conservatives #Restore #BeatBurnham #LabourScumOut #UniteTheRight
It has to be @KemiBadenoch teaming up with @RupertLowe10!!! Dream team!!! Guys you can save the country together; get a room; get together; save us!!!