Criminal defense attorney. Die Hard Wyoming Cowboys fan. 🤠Senior Instructor at the College of Business at CSU (it’s a weird life for sure!)

Fort Collins, CO
Joined May 2011
37 seconds after Sawvel says the biggest key to the game is limit turnovers, Wyoming throws a INT. Perfect example of our entire season. And Sawvel’s tenure.
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Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.
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I’m not sure embarrassing is a strong enough word for what this Wyoming team looks like.
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Wyoming fans and maybe even some 76ers and Grizzlies die-hards: Legendary Cowboy forward Josh Davis was recently diagnosed with Mantle Cell Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma, and a family friend set up a way to support him and his family through this challenge. gofundme.com/f/support-josh-… Feel free to share far and wide!
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Today felt more somber and real than past Anniversaries (or at least recent ones). Is it bc it’s 25? Is it the state of our country right now? Is it because 1/3 the nation was not alive in 2001? I’m not sure. But the darkness is still very present today.
Did this 9/11 Anniversary feel harder than normal for everyone, or was it just me?
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Go Pokes. BEAT THE 🐑!
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This tweet explains my whole identity.
Any other introverts hate making plans too far in advance because you have no idea how social you’ll feel that day, but also hate same day plans because that’s way too short notice? There’s a very specific window for making plans with me and I have no idea what it is
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Hello, Twitter. We’re a group of former campaign & Senate staffers for John Fetterman who are disgusted with what he's become. If you were troubled by yesterday's Wall Street Journal story... trust us, that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's even worse than you thought.
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Donate to honor Dolly. RIP to the legend. The world needs more Dolly’s.
If you'd like to join me in a making a small donation to Imagination Library Colorado in celebration of the life and generosity of Dolly Parton: coloradogives.org/story/Word…
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So glad the Senate is wasting time on a Fauci witch hunt days before taking a month-long vacation. FFS....
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Dear MAGA: If you dropped off your child to his school as a boy and picked your child up as a girl, please return her back, you picked up the wrong child. Thank you.
Education Secretary Linda McMahon and Maria Bartiromo push complete BS about public schools secretly making kids trans without the knowledge of their parents. McMahon says she's doing a number of investigations about it.
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Some of you are mad today about a citizenship ruling. While I disagree with you on that, we should all realize this case was NOT about citizenship. Th *real* question before the courts was: “Can a President by executive order, change how we interpret and apply a constitutional Amendment, despite its SCOTUS precedent?” No matter how you feel about this specific case, the answer is obviously “no” The Executive branch does not, and should not have any subjective authority over the constitution. If you think Trump can use an EO to change birthright citizenship arguing “historical context”… …Then you must also conclude that Biden could have used an EO to ban any gun that wasn’t a musket.
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Exhibit A: when I just impeached a lying cop on the stand.
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For my fellow lawyers
Bringing in impeachment evidence on a hostile witness.
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Me when the jerk doesn't put the shopping cart back
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I honestly cannot get enough of the Sophie Cunningham memes.
Per my last email
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No truer statement.
There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.
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