John Wilks Boof retweeted
Can’t afford a crib so I just give my toddler a Viagra at night so he doesn’t roll off my futon
Welcome to MCRAWDO’s can I take ya order? I got all da drugs you need just bring the baking sodaaaa 💯
John Wilks Boof retweeted
Schools is gonna tell Sturgill to sit in for nolaween so they can talk about voting democrat in the midterms during set break
John Wilks Boof retweeted
I used to hook up with this Vietnamese chick in HS and her father wouldn't let me go up to her room until I answered his riddles
Keep thinking I’m pissing my pants when I dose mushrooms. Does this happen to anyone else? Once I realize I’m not actually pissing the sensation is actually kinda nice 👌🤟
John Wilks Boof retweeted
Replying to @kunitzallstar
Aint no dialin back bud....kick it or carry on....ain't no in betwixt....



















