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the playa from the Himalayas

Joined January 2025
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Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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Couple of greasers I’ve been spinning
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Can’t afford a crib so I just give my toddler a Viagra at night so he doesn’t roll off my futon
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Welcome to MCRAWDO’s can I take ya order? I got all da drugs you need just bring the baking sodaaaa 💯
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The only logical place for me to move out of Charleston is South Georgia
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Schools is gonna tell Sturgill to sit in for nolaween so they can talk about voting democrat in the midterms during set break
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Are you going to seek out craw fish and lobsters or come eat acid with the monsters at Nolaween?
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You not a real street nigga if you never fucked a crackhead
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Getting on a big gator trout is way cooler than a bull red
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Shout out blacks
Doing 🧊 unlocks my cuteness
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I used to hook up with this Vietnamese chick in HS and her father wouldn't let me go up to her room until I answered his riddles
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Keep thinking I’m pissing my pants when I dose mushrooms. Does this happen to anyone else? Once I realize I’m not actually pissing the sensation is actually kinda nice 👌🤟
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Home boy went bananas
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Type of shit I’ll be doing on a Tuesday when I touch real bread
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How it feels to request extra crispy on Uber Eats
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Keep vacuum sealing your butt hole ladies, Shaner was only messing around
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Galaxy Gas is the thinking man’s ashwagandha
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Replying to @kunitzallstar
Aint no dialin back bud....kick it or carry on....ain't no in betwixt....
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You know a nigga pussy if he like mustard
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