Just laid out my Pat McAfee costume for this weekend
The crowd is going to go crazy when my shirt is off #doubleshotofwhiskey
Went to get a slop bowl at Chipotle at the EMU and they got snipers on the roof
Had me shaking my water cup filled with sprite #patmcafeesamerica
Writing all of this just to say you’re unemployed
Posting on LinkedIn not saying “accepting a job” should be illegal
Something just came across Stevey’s desk…
New fantasy football punishment, get with a Tri Delt at Franklin College
The caption being “proof that beauty shines brightest through kindness”
That’s just another way of saying you’re fat and ugly
Women should just stop larping knowing ball
Drew Lock “3rd String QB”
#stayinthekitchen
I would kill myself is I got posted like this
#insanecropwork
Kirk would’ve loved Dante Moore 🥲
In 20 years people will look back and say Oregon fundamentally transformed football as we know it. #Ducks


























