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Stewy P

@Stewpert

Thottorney-at-Law | Still hate my friends | Apparently ENTP and ESTP but mostly FASSY | Everything you’ve ever dreamed of... but with a belly

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Joined July 2009
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Go Bunny! 🎊🎉🎊 Also, a suh national kit fi look!
BBC Sport (@BBCSport) profile pictureBBC Sport
@BBCSportNov 10
Congratulations to the contenders for BBC Women’s Footballer of the Year 2026! 🌟 Temwa Chawinga 🌟 Ewa Pajor 🌟 Alexia Putellas 🌟 Alessia Russo 🌟 Khadija Shaw Vote and Ts&Cs on the BBC Sport website & app. Voting closes at 0900 GMT on Wednesday 18th November 2026.
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My national flag has no red in it. My national kit doesn’t need it. I want this jersey so bad but if I want a Rasta shirt, I can buy it another time. I WANT NATIONAL COLOURS!!!
Kyle (@KyleAnthonie) profile pictureKyle@KyleAnthonieNov 9
Reggae Girlz’ 2027 away kit leaked and good news is Adidas x Bob Marley (brand) has made the red accents much more subtle
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Cuba, Venezuela, Vietnam, China, Laos, basically any communist country, the diaspora is 95% former plantation owners who are mad that the Communists freed their slaves
yiran (@kroketrendang4) profile pictureyiran@kroketrendang4Nov 6
Is there an instance where the diaspora is LESS woke than the native population?
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WOW! Another wet-weather masterclass from Max Verstappen at Interlagos! From P21 to P2, here is every overtake from today’s race 🔥
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dolo@doloyeungNov 6
No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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Tbh, I also would like Jamaican children to learn Arabic numerals.
Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) profile pictureBrian Krassenstein
@krassensteinNov 4
BREAKING: Abdul El-Sayed is expected to require ALL Michigan Elementary school students to learn ARABIC numerals. As a Jewish American I still support this 100%.
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Throwback fact: When threatened, Horned lizards shoot blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism. Their blood is also toxic from a diet of venomous ants. 🦎🩸💀
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Jay 🏁@WhingerSpiceNov 1
If it wasn’t bad enough that Charles Leclerc’s selfish and shortsighted actions cost the team optimal results, he once again went on to ruin his own race anyway. #F1
Tom Bellingham (@TomP1Bellingham) profile pictureTom Bellingham
@TomP1BellinghamNov 1
Leclerc turning a Ferrari 1-2 into a Max Verstappen win
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@RyanairNov 2
Hamilton: save me some space in the seat pocket for my bottle Leclerc:
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If you’ve lived on this rock long enough, you know the name Bert’s Auto Parts. For 38 years, it has been the sanctuary of the stranded and a trusted household staple across the island. Read more: jamaica-gleaner.com/article/… #GLNRAuto
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.@itsbritni_bishOct 31
unu determined sah Determined to defend politicians to the point unu a embarrass unuself.
WhyRoch (@roch_why) profile pictureWhyRoch@roch_whyOct 31
U cuda clarify u intent without the condescension and ur smugness neva necessary. Given the discourse currently dominatin 🇯🇲 twitter, your post was predictably interpreted in that context 🙄... pretending a perfectly reasonable inference is some admission of guilt is not the clever "gotcha" that you think it is... a intellectual dishonesty 🙄
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Marl Karx@BareLeftNov 1
Damn, it's almost as if Zionism is racism.
Haaretz.com (@haaretzcom) profile pictureHaaretz.com
@haaretzcomOct 31
Editorial • Netanyahu is making Arab Israelis' right to vote a crime haaretz.com/opinion/editoria…
Netanyahu is making Arab Israelis' right to vote a crime

Netanyahu is making Arab Israelis' right to vote a crime

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Mexico literally got national health care by voting third-party.
vote third party

ALT vote third party

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Obika G@obikagordonNov 1
Legend
EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) profile pictureEuroFoot
@eurofootcomOct 31
🇧🇷🥲 Kaka was in tears after receiving a standing ovation at the San Siro. He has been added into Milan's Hall of Fame. ❤️🖤
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@W_A_Y_A_J_O_LOct 31
The idea that our politicians have ever had the best interests of the people of independent Jamaica's best interests as a priority is as novel and imaginary as a day having 48 hours or a week having 14 days
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@UtdJBTOct 23
Can she manage both teams?
VERSUS (@vsrsus) profile pictureVERSUS
@vsrsusOct 23
Eva Olid. You have Manchester United again. Six wins on the bounce. 28 goals scored.
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The chances of 2 wild boar breaking into your WC *whilst* one is on the throne, is infinitesimally small, but never zero😂
Truth will out. (@EndtheWef03) profile pictureTruth will out.@EndtheWef03Oct 21
This gets funnier with sound.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated, not real footage. It features typical synthetic tells like an implausible bathroom security camera and inconsistent physics/motion. instagram.com/reel/DeZKoonoz… x.com/KnightsTempOrg…
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@OmgemeralddddOct 14
An underdiscussed part of modern capitalism is how low-wage workers are often micromanaged every minute they’re on the clock, while many high-wage jobs come with hours of unstructured computer time where no one really cares what you’re doing as long as the work gets done.
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Wayne Chen
@wcchenOct 15
You cannot carry out fundamental change without a certain amount of madness…it comes from nonconformity, the courage to turn your back on the old formulas, the courage to invent the future. It took the madmen of yesterday for us to be able to act with extreme clarity today. I want to be one of those madmen. We must dare to invent the future. Thomas Sankara, (21 Dec 1949 – 15 Oct 1987) Burkinabè revolutionary and Pan-Africanist, assassinated 39 years ago today, aged 33. #ThomasSankara en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas…
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