Very much ploughing my own furrow, pro EU forever - Brexit is an unmitigated disaster 🍷 love France 🇫🇷 Hate Reform #FBPE
East of England
Joined November 2020
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God I had a weird dream last night, I dreamt that the Royal Mail issued a set of commemorative stamps based on the Pop Group
Duran Duran 😂😂😂😂 WTF ??
In 1991 I stood behind Rowan Atkinson in a bakery in Thame, Oxfordshire.
Absolutely true
Stood behind Mick Jagger in a Shoreditch bakery in 2014. They’d run out of the apple strudel he frequently ordered. I then took one of the biggest risks of my life.
“You can’t always get what you want,” I said. He turned to face me. My heart exploded. “But if you try sometimes,” he sang. His face lit up and I joined him in a duet: “you get what you need!”
People around us applauded and Mick took my hand and we did a theatrical bow. I’ll never forget that moment.
What a lad 👏👏
The boys are in and the girls are out tonight.
Which is strange because normally the fluffy Cats stay out and the Furry Cats stay in. 🤔
Let's hope so 🤞
🇪🇺🇬🇧 Brexit is done.
Support for rejoining stands at over 60%, its highest level in history.
The EU will offer an interim deal in November while full membership is negotiated.
Labour leads at 32%, will win and will consider rejoining.
Brexit is the biggest lie in modern European history, and we are finally going to put an end to it.
The UK is coming back.
The countryside consists entirely of Vineyards and Solar Farms, people are forced to keep horses in (ex) Pub Car parks
The Government knock 4p off the price of Gherkins but ban BBW face sitting
They give in one hand and take away with the other
Nothing to see here just me singing Oasis 'Roll with it' in a Vic Reeves club style to one of my Cats in the kitchen while i'm waiting for the microwave to go ping
🎵 come on everyone hands up punching the air 🎵
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant in a West End town
Call the police, there's a mad man around 🎵🎵
Hang on . . . something went wrong there
Farage is looking more irrelevant by the day
I would like to know what he was doing today that was more important than being in Parliament holding the Chancellor to account.
As a short, slightly fat, 54 year old Man my 'who do you think you are' dance .. expressive, frivolous, delicate and feminine is actually remarkably similar, in fact almost identical to my 'theme tune to Grand Designs dance'
Look it's perfectly simple you bloody luddites we have to build a new Data Centre the size of Dunfermline so I can continue to watch videos of Cats making a Soufflé
