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#NW Because it lasts less than 1 hour
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Finding out that the guy who played the hypnotist was a Nazi and the guy who played Cesare was Jewish adds some kind of extra spicy to this actually
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Or rather identified as Jewish on forms, in solidarity with his wife
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25th?!?!?!! DID PEOPLE NOT SEE HIM IN THE SHEEP MOVIE????
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TOP DILFS OF THE YEAR 25 • Hugh Jackman
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29 year olds really being included in the DILF list. This is not a serious world.
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I realise I'm being a bit of a hypocrite because my current favourite DILFs (Hugh still needs to be ranked) are not even dad's and one of them isn't 40 until next month, but still...29?!
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Anyway petition to get James Bryers in next year's list
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Happy Halloween, fingers 🎃
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There's such a thing as left handed pens? #MarbleHallMurders
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"Call me if anyone else gets killed." 😭😭 #MarbleHallMurders
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Don't know what's up with me & bus stops but I always get people talking to me. Today it was an old lady on the verge of tears who told me she didn't know why she bothered with life anymore & a teenage boy going to a party who asked if he looked like he was dressed for a funeral*
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*he did, because it was a black suit and tie (and Frankenstein's monster face paint) I just told him he looked smart. He seemed to appreciate that 😂 Made sympathetic noises to the old lady because I had zero clue what to say to her sad life story. Felt so sorry for her 😭
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Talking about the Pope and Prevost separately like he's Jekyll and Hyde 😂
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Pope Leo XIV bringing the jokes meeting with Villanova and Notre Dame 😂: “Growing up on the south side of Chicago, we oftentimes heard, “Go Irish!” But, as you all know, Prevost graduated from Villanova. So the Pope doesn't take sides. Prevost has another opinion, but we won't do that now.”
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89th?! Should be top 10 are you people nuts?!
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TOP DILFS OF THE YEAR 89 • Ralph Fiennes
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Do you know what though. He scored higher than someone people I might not have expected so fair play
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BIG THREE POINTS AT HOME 🤪
Full time: Southampton 4, QPR 1, with an image of Keven Schlotterbeck celebrating by sticking his tongue out, followed by James Bree in the red and white home kit.

ALT Full time: Southampton 4, QPR 1, with an image of Keven Schlotterbeck celebrating by sticking his tongue out, followed by James Bree in the red and white home kit.

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WHY WASN'T THAT A GOAL?????? #SaintsFC
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