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Notably not Ted Cruz | Costco Executive Member #HookEm #ChaseTheFight
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Joined February 2024
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Papa “Not Ted” Kyle retweeted
Things you can’t do:
Laugh at a fake AI clip
Mimic peeing on someone
Mimic smelling your balls & passing out
Things you can do:
Attack women at tailgates
Kill your 3 kids
Slap an opposing player & refuse to get off the field
Celebrate sending a player to the hospital
Final thoughts on yesterday’s game:
Two top 15 wins and folks acting like we’re in the Charlie Strong days. I need a time machine and send some of these fucking kids back to that place of hell.
#HookEm
Papa “Not Ted” Kyle retweeted
This Texas team is literally playing at its floor, and winning. But, people talk as if this is the ceiling. 🤣
We’re catching a BYE week at the right time. A ton to clean up but gotta be proud of the upside considering how many missed opportunities on the field. 🤘🏾
Papa “Not Ted” Kyle retweeted
Colin Simmons did something really stupid yesterday. But I’m gonna need everyone rushing to hit him with the “character concern” label to take two seconds and learn about what he does for his family and his community.
You’ll find that’s the furthest thing from the truth.
