@Stormcrow1900
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This day marks the 20th anniversary of #TheLegendofSpyro series, a reboot intended to continue the #Spyro franchise in a new universe after sales from previous games (2000-2005) declined. It lasted three games, which was the introduction story trilogy to TLOS. #SpyroTheDragon
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For the women wondering how men treat fellow men convicted of child murder 👇👇. They don't wear blue, carry placards in protest and blame mental health.
🚨BREAKING: Convicted child killer Kyle Bevan was brutally stabbed more than 30 times by fellow inmates in a savage 5-minute prison attack at HMP Wakefield — and was left for dead.
Bevan was serving a life sentence for the horrific 2020 murder of two-year-old Lola James, whom he subjected to a savage assault causing catastrophic brain injuries and over 100 wounds.
The brutal prison attack is being seen by many as raw "prison justice" for his crimes against an innocent toddler.
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If you want to read Book 1 of the Malfoid Saga, Harry Potter and the Girl Who Noticed Him in spanish, you now have a wonderful translation by @abendrotz
If anyone else wants to do a translation into their native language please get in contact with me.
¡Es un profundo orgullo y gran placer darles la bienvenida! Relájense y acómodense mientras presentamos de manera humilde el primer libro de la Saga de Malfoid:
drive.google.com/drive/folde…
Autor: @NWBroJaneway
Traducción: Abendrotz
Edición y Revisión: @Valenstein0981
#malfoid
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All it does is make it clear that if Wakanda was real, it would be attacked EVERYDAY.
Not by America, no we joke, but America loves countries like Wakanda, it would be every nation in Africa coming together in pure WRATH and HATRED to genocide them mother fuckers for looking at EVERYTHING that happens in Africa and doing nothing while living in gold.
It would be hilarious and the realistic ending for it all.
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CITIZENS BE AWARE
CONSUL DONALD
-J
-TRUMP
HAS ORDERED THE PUBLIC EXECUTION OF THE FOREIGN SUBVERSIVE NIDAL
-MALIK
-HASAN
ALL ATTENDEES BEWARE OF FOOTING ON TEMPORARY WHEELCHAIR RAMPS IN THE FORUM
BREAD TO BE PROVIDED BY THE CAPITOLINE GUILD OF MILLERS
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In the distant past, at the dawn of China's Spring and Autumn era, a cursed calamity star descended from the heavens, unleashing cataclysmic devastation so immense that the very earth was hurled into the sky. In the aftermath of the catastrophe, the survivors discovered, to their horror, that the boundary between reality and illusion had been blurred. Countless demons and monsters, once confined to ancient legends, were unleashed upon the world, forcing humanity to stumble forward through this turbulent age of chaos. This is Tianyun Chunqiu.
（After our club wrapped up the design work for 'North Qing and South Ming,' I shifted my focus to building and running the Trench Crusade player community in China. Meanwhile, my fellow club members dove into their own new creative project, challenging themselves by drawing on the experience we'd accumulated from our previous fan works—and just like that, this grimdark alternate-history ancient Chinese setting was born. They've asked me to help promote it on X as well, so that more people can discover the unique brilliance of Chinese history.）
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In the distant past, the newly risen Zhou, under the leadership of King Wu, marched against the declining Shang in the name of the Mandate of Heaven. The last Shang ruler—the tyrant Di Xin, King Zhou—burned himself alive before the Zhou armies, mocking the Mandate and cursing all things in this world with a hatred without equal. From that moment on, every form of divination and every reading of the stars fell into disorder, until the calamitous star that his curse had summoned crashed to earth, rousing the dead hidden within the underworld. At the head of that host of the undead stood Di Xin himself.
Thus arose the faction known as the Fallen Shang of Haoli. In years of uneven calamity, they leave Haoli, driven by the treacherous star-omens and by sunlight filtering through layer upon layer of a shattered firmament, to plunder the world of the living—preparing once more to contend for the realm.
（This is a new project from other members of our club, who decided to take on a personal challenge: an alternate-history stage work titled Tianyun Chunqiu, set in ancient China's Spring and Autumn period. They asked me to help spread the word.）
In the distant past, at the dawn of China's Spring and Autumn era, a cursed calamity star descended from the heavens, unleashing cataclysmic devastation so immense that the very earth was hurled into the sky. In the aftermath of the catastrophe, the survivors discovered, to their horror, that the boundary between reality and illusion had been blurred. Countless demons and monsters, once confined to ancient legends, were unleashed upon the world, forcing humanity to stumble forward through this turbulent age of chaos. This is Tianyun Chunqiu.
（After our club wrapped up the design work for 'North Qing and South Ming,' I shifted my focus to building and running the Trench Crusade player community in China. Meanwhile, my fellow club members dove into their own new creative project, challenging themselves by drawing on the experience we'd accumulated from our previous fan works—and just like that, this grimdark alternate-history ancient Chinese setting was born. They've asked me to help promote it on X as well, so that more people can discover the unique brilliance of Chinese history.）
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TLDR: Patreon is live, Link in next post and in bio.
Hey guys, I've had (without exaggeration) hundreds of different requests from kind souls for ways to support the Malfoid Saga financially. Legally, I can't accept money for the fanfic itself. Nor would I wish to profit on Rowling's IP without permission. However, due to incredible demand for a donation link or something of that nature. I've started a Patreon to support my ability to deliver Kino to you. The Malfoid Saga will always be FREE, PUBLIC, and AVAILABLE TO ALL. I will not withhold access or give early access, bonuses, or anything like that. This Patreon is just going to be there for kind and willing souls to donate. And the more people donate the more time I will be able to justify doing this as opposed to my regular job to support my family. The payment is fixed at £5 a month. And please only subscribe if you can afford to. You need food and bills paid more than you need my ability to write fanfiction.
It'd be a massive favor to me if a handful of people could come on board just for one payment so I can show other members of my family that I'm not "wasting time" on "silly fanfiction". Not that anyone has said that. 🤫
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I have a friend who needs your help. He's asked me to show you this. If you like Malfoid then you're going to like this. Extremely much I should think.
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I saw a post years ago positing that to dogs humans are like elves, immortal and unchanging. It reckoned that greatest honor a dog could achieve was to be there to ease a human’s passing, not just because it was an event so rare that generations of dogs lived and died never even seeing them age, but in recognition of the many ancestors that the human had cared for during their long life.
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In all honesty, Lucius Malfoy should be one of the people working hardest to prevent Voldemort from rising again, and when he returns, he should be one of the people working hardest to kill him off again. Oh sure, Lucius may be prejudiced against Muggleborn and Halfbloods, but it comes down to a simple fact:
With Voldie gone, Lucius Malfoy is the power behind the throne in Wizarding Britain and a Noble Lord. If Voldie's back, Lucius becomes a torture victim and lickspittle of a genocidal madman who has no idea how to run a society. Voldemort with real political power would destroy their society, and Lucius and his family with it.
Sure, he's in it for himself, but he's got enough sense to know that Voldemort is a monster who would bring everything down. You could have it that he figured out that the Diary was a Horcrux and made sure it ended up in Hogwarts (as his Master commanded) but may have helped ensure it could be destroyed in subtle ways. Perhaps he allowed Dobby to act on his own free will to help Harry as much as he was allowed.
One perspective, anyway.
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Chapter 3 of Book 2 of the Malfoid Saga is ready to go. A little bit of world building goes a long way. I don't think Harry was refering to Superman as fictional. Harry has resolved to enact bloody vengeance on Dobby.
archiveofourown.org/works/94…
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"I'm horrified that Trump would publicly execute a terrorist" - same people who celebrated these
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Lindsay Ellis made a two-hour “critique of capitalism” in which she abandons her family to take five back-to-back solo vacations, spending the entire time feigning abject misery and sneering at the unsophisticated proles who’re actually enjoying themselves.
She ultimately concludes Disney is the “least evil” cruise line because they recognized her as an influencer, gave her a free VIP suite upgrade, had a crew member she wanted to sleep with, and were slightly more transparent about how gratuities are distributed. Virgin was #2 because they had drag queens and no crotch goblins.
The whole video honestly felt like a parody of aging BreadTubers, right down to her cruise buddy being an insufferable twink who wouldn’t shut up about his favorite anarchist philosophers, oblivious to the fact that he’d get his brains bashed in with a rock about six minutes into his romanticized stateless utopia.
My favorite part was when she attended a Frozen princess dinner and, for one brief, glorious moment, experienced a flicker of actual self-awareness about how messed up it was to be on a Disney family cruise without her two young children.
She then immediately drowned such introspections in alcohol before resuming her simultaneous complaints that everything costs too much and that cruise lines should 10x their labor costs.
Leftism in 2026. You genuinely cannot make this up.
