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un-PC satire and commentary | A brash, sardonic Jerseyite when I haven’t had my whiskey but a Southern gentleman all else

Tar Heel State
Joined March 2019
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Next poll: When furry cons reach 20K / go mainstream, what booths will start showing up in the dealer's den?
27%Army recruitment booths
45%financing for fursuits
9%Mormon pamphleteers
18%Pfizer STD experimentals
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wuff pawbs are actually that back pic is to scale
Its spooky pumpkin enrichment time.
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Replying to @remarks
The fundraiser is up, stand with Jaxton. givesendgo.com/stand-with-ja…
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it's a Tod recolor!
Holding out my plate for more 2D animation in commercials, please The fox is very "🙄😒" and I want to pet him
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no more rights, White man What're you gonna do?
Can you believe how the UK represses free speech? Just kidding, this is America. Yet again.
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🤖 Made with AI
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nice try, fops! Back to the dungeons you go
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yes to tall werewolf women no to "use my pronouns, you fash!"
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Morning Bite your local fox
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Incoming saaaar for Canada @NeroFox_
They’re tuning Canada into the Temple of Doom.
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Islam has no place in America
🚨WOW!!! A group of South Carolinians REFUSED to give Muslims a permit to demolish a residential home and build a 3,000 square foot mosque. "Arafath Mohammad" did not inform any neighbors of his plan to build a mosque when he purchased the home. Residents then STORMED the council hearing in May saying: “Islam is not a religion, it’s a takeover,” said a Lancaster County resident opposed to the project. “We do not want Sharia law in this area,” said another Lancaster County resident. After 2 HOURS of residents voicing their opposition, the council unanimously denied the permit. There will not be a mosque in the residential neighborhood.
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For sonnendemon 🔥
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It's wild that we can see they lie about everything, but many of you are still terrified to publicly say the holocaust never happened
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No additional wolf has been killed in the Trophy Hunting Area of Wyoming. May you all who are well now be safe until called by Nature. I am hoping for the snow less winter for the Northern Rockies. Especially in Wyoming's Predator Zone area.
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spoooookyyy ghost oooooo
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Western North Carolina is coming alive with color! 📍Waynesville, NC - 10/26
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AI is for people who cant art
Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustrations! 🤍🐾
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TRANSLATION: CIA/Mossad are planning a false flag to kill Americans and blame it on Iran to further escalate the war.
U.S. intelligence warns that Iranian plots to kill Americans overseas have reportedly reached advanced stages, with threats extending beyond the Middle East and raising concerns about their global reach.
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Staring at you with my big puppy eyes
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Hey kids! What day is it?? Wolp Wednesday!
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