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Social Media Influencer — Realistic UT Fan 🤘🤘 — Totally unrealistic Astros Fan Since 1969 Game at the Dome

Joined January 2023
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Replying to @IfindRetards
Because she's not ugly, men never told her that her ideas are stupid They all thought it though
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I really miss watching the Astros this time of year.
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lol Texans. The McNairs are a joke.
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Not a fan
Sitting with Mike Ditka in the alumni section instead of the student section because of Chris Del conte likes fucking over students Fuck you @_delconte
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At the very least there should be a weight requirement.
My Mom is 79 and keeps it real 🫡 😂😂
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Cam Coleman ain't hurt man. That's just a nigga that's trying to get out of a jam. Like when you hurt somebody, so you pretend you hurt too. Until you know how bad their hurt. I know that move.
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A great number of our national crises seem to stem from Georgetown University.
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Can we get some hard questions about Jeff Banks’ units this week?
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GIVE US BACK OUR GOD DAMN MONEY CAM COLEMAN YOU FUCKING CON ARTIST
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Love Mannings interview - “you need to do our games. We’re 3-0 when you do it.” Lololololo
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Aranda with the worst play by a first baseman in World Series history. Please don’t fact-check this.
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Old piss is trash
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Holly Rowe is fat and should be doing Big 12 games
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With 10 rushing touchdowns last year and none this year, I have to wonder if the Mannings had a discussion with Steve Sarkesian about being mindful of running Arch less this year.
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It’s a shame that somebody had to win that game
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I expect the Longhorns to get smoked
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The thing about Texas Tech is … nobody takes them seriously
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Alabama has a lot of white folks
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I expect the Aggies to play well today.
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Welp, Texas was using AI to call plays vs Florida. That sucks. Everyone else is going to do it, then they're gonna realize they don't even need playcallers anymore, since computers make all the decisions, and then they'll have computers do all of the coaching tasks, and then they'll have computers playing the game as well and there won't be any humans involved anywhere. All thanks to Texas.
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