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Asdfguy

@Stupidhumorasdf

Can I add a bomb to my bio?

Joined September 2026
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Oh, hello! Is this purgatory?
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DID YOU JUST MAKE ME THINK ABOUT CATS!? 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 29
Today is National Cat Day.
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WHAT DO WE WANT!?
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Guess who…se soul I stole!
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holy shit why did Mr goose do that with that noose
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That ain’t right.
𝙋𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖 𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚🍕 (@PizzaCook1e) profile picture𝙋𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖 𝘾𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚🍕@PizzaCook1eOct 28
Huh? A pineapple pizza? Sure I guess I c-DEAR GOD
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Susie came out to play today. Not sure how that works but it does.
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my wife thinks she has new shoes… She’s a chair.
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Yep, now I’m fired.
Asdfguy (@Stupidhumorasdf) profile pictureAsdfguy@Stupidhumorasdf19h
Just got a promotion.
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Maybe I shouldn’t have done an internet…
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Gonna buy a tie.
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Gonna go see knifey and his wife.
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Well turns out his wife’s dead.
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DAMN YOU JOHNY BIG FEET!
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Stop playing catch the knife.
Fox Bully (@foxbully_1) profile pictureFox Bully@foxbully_1Oct 28
*he tightened the grip on his tail and pulled out a knife, and then began cutting the tail slowly*
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Gonna take a photo of this with my new camera *shoots the person in front of me* wait this isn’t a camera?
Sanic (takeover) (@TheSunkyisreal) profile pictureSanic (takeover)@TheSunkyisrealOct 28
“I liek her…” “…Nobody is gona c this.”
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Oh.
Fox Bully (@foxbully_1) profile pictureFox Bully@foxbully_1Oct 27
Hey what's up loser! (Fox bully joins #parodytwt)
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Just got a promotion.
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Gonna go check up with the sun in this dilemma. Hey sun!
four the bfb host (@thatanoyingduck) profile picturefour the bfb host@thatanoyingduckOct 29
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SUN'S GONNA EXPLODE IN 5 BILLOIN YEARS?!?!
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Die, X!
Cream Sunheights (fn) (@disortionprincs) profile pictureCream Sunheights (fn)@disortionprincsOct 28
paws at you* Kill X. *paws at you* Kill X. *paws at you* Kill X. *paws at you* Kill X. *paws at you* Kill X. *paws at you* Kill X. *paws at you*
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Let’s play a game of secret horse. Try to find the horse.
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