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Once you clock that women don't really think of pregnancy is a death sentence or anything close and they only regurgitate it online to score sympathy points, you'll stop arguing with them.
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Ronaldo has attempted 6 world cups, and failed at all 6. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Messi has attempted 12 bicycle kicks, and only 2 were on target. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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He obviously has a death wish. People get so excited they forget they are in a country with not more than 4 MRI machine.
Take a look at what this guy is driving on a Nigerian road
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๐Ÿšจ| FUN FACT: Messi and Ronaldo have both won awards recently, but the difference is clear: Messi won Spainโ€™s most prestigious award, while Ronaldo won a paid-voting award. This has been the story of their career.๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Ronaldo fans and their victim mentality Anytime Messi is ahead in something, it is rigged or Messi is favored Sore losers
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โ€˜as a man, i consider you very dirty if you patronize prostituteโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
person go kiss this one come twitter say he no dey kiss ashawo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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A responsible woman will even be the one to offer the water or ask the guest what to eat instead of sitting there with them like a bag of beans ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Sending your woman to prove you have control over her is insane. I love how she refused to feed his ego.
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Messi won two Ligue1 trophies in 2 seasons for PSG : โ€œFailureโ€ Ronaldo won 2 La liga trophies in 9 seasons for Real Madrid : โ€œConquered Spainโ€ MMS (Oye olohun)๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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ู‡ุงุชุฑูŠูƒ ูƒุฑูŠุณุชูŠุงู†ูˆ
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If Raphinha wants to prioritize Brazil over Barcelona, he should be sold come summer. The club relies on him as the leader of the attack and he keeps destroying his health for a country where most people immensely dislike him.
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RONALDO FANS, HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL WATCHING YOUR BOAT SCORE A TAP-IN EVERY WEEK AND CELEBRATING LIKE HE JUST WON THE WORLD CUP ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This isn't a serious league man ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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EBONYI STATE: SECURITY, CORRUPTION, NATIONAL UNITY AND THE DIGNITY OF EVERY NIGERIAN My grassroots sensitisation tour brought me to Ebonyi, the Salt State, today, 29th October 2026, following yesterdayโ€™s visit to Akwanga, Nasarawa State, as our nationwide Town Hall Series continues. In Ebonyi, I made a stop at Nkalagu and Ezillo to greet and acknowledge our supporters and briefly visited the market in Ezillo, where I interacted with our hardworking women who trade and bring farm produce to market. In Abakaliki, I joined our party supporters on a road walk to the venue of our town hall meeting. At the town hall, participants raised concerns about insecurity, particularly kidnapping and banditry; corruption; government borrowing; and the deteriorating condition of our hospitals, schools, and other essential amenities. The most touching contribution came from a participant representing persons living with disabilities, who spoke about the challenges they face and the apparent lack of adequate support from government and society. I assured the participants that, upon election, our foremost priorities will be to unite the country, decisively tackle insecurity and confront corruption, while pulling our people out of poverty. To our brothers and sisters living with disabilities, I reiterated that the compassion of a nation is measured by how it treats its most vulnerable citizens. We will work with state governments to ensure their inclusion, proper care and dignity. We will also invest massively in education and healthcare, including at least one fully functional primary healthcare centre in every political ward across Nigeria, while working to reduce the cost of living and expand opportunities for all. I sincerely thank the participants, our party members, the organisers and the good people of Ebonyi State for their warm reception, enthusiasm and active participation. A New Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK! -PO
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Euro was played in that year and he scored only 1 goal in the tournament. ๐Ÿ’€
What if the World Cup took place in 2008
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If your woman EVER does this to you, kick her to the curb immediately.
In public spaces, women don't want in any way to be associated with losers. To know how your woman rates you, try to kiss her in public.
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All these goals Ronaldo is scoring in Saudi League, where were they during the World Cup? Meaningless goals ๐Ÿ˜‚
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We were scoring hat tricks on footballโ€™s biggest stage instead.
Messi fans will think itโ€™s AI, theyโ€™ve not seen this before ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Very expensive CS Na all of Una boyfriend get drivers and staffs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
That your boyfriendโ€™s driver that always stares at you in a creepy way. Itโ€™s pity o, heโ€™s pitying you. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Leaving your girl child in the care of another woman almost never ends well, which is strange because girls are supposed to be safer with women Lots of women today who once served as "house helps" have horrible stories to tell
It is very easy to spot a maid, when it gets to her turn the stones to design her dress finished ๐Ÿ˜ญ Women will always be women
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