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Cory

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“Local grinder” –Joey Ingram

 Chicago, IL
Joined July 2010
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(Three 6 Mafia voice) Sippin’ on some Squidward
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Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) profile pictureDov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman18h
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Giants TE Thomas Fidone has a side hustle as a tattoo artist in his free time during the season. Some of these tattoos are extremely impressive.
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Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) profile picturePat McAfee
@PatMcAfeeShow23 Feb 2011
“@Amber_wit2As: I wonder if @PatMcAfeeShow dates black girls”~ Beauty doesn't have a color or an age
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this guy is in active psychosis
Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) profile pictureGunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEaglemanOct 27
Penny thought she’d seen everything working at The Cheesecake Factory. Then Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Kash Patel walked in and sat down at her table. Something tells me this is about to be the greatest episode of television never made. 🤣
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These “lookalike” contests held in public parks in NYC/Chicago/SF where no one even looks like the person are easily the worst and most annoying trend in America A
Thought Catalog (@ThoughtCatalog) profile pictureThought Catalog
@ThoughtCatalogOct 26
The winners of the Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder look-alike contest celebrate in Washington Square Park.
Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winners.

ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winners.

Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winner.

ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winner.

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Also, Eddie George fucked your wife.
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Andy Reid when it’s fourth down and they’re in field goal range
papa meck (@mecklerbetter) profile picturepapa meck@mecklerbetter6 Sep 2024
Andy Reid when it’s fourth down and they need to punt
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bro come the fuck on now
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Counting or not counting a double shot of whiskey
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NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralOct 27
The FBI reportedly advised ESPN’s Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest following the killing of Charlie Kirk, per @FOS & @awfulannouncing
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TEARS YO LMAOOOOOO
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aarøn.@ayronedOct 28
Chiefs deciding on a kicker
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Day 4 in Chicago, and I can say with the utmost confidence that anyone who’s scared of this city is a massive pussy
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jaakea@fwjaakeaOct 25
Top 10 NBA Slander Nicknames
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SLUG (@generalslug) profile picture
SLUG@generalslugOct 26
sorry but this woman is raising 3 Lovesac mall location store managers, 1 guy addicted to Sunoco “cognitive supplements”, and 1 youth pastor who eventually does time for statutory rape
Emery (@_emeryww) profile pictureEmery
@_emerywwOct 25
A feminist’s A Trad wife's contribution contribution to society. to society
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Whitey (@Whitey_83) profile picture
Whitey@Whitey_83Oct 25
Got scared at the pumpkin patch
Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) profile pictureOilfield Rando
@Oilfield_RandoOct 25
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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White Fellas For Kamala 2026 (@BeigeFrequency) profile pictureWhite Fellas For Kamala 2026@BeigeFrequencyOct 25
I know I've been talking about Stavros Halkias a lot lately, but this is the EXACT move he has been making with his podcast and it is going to be hilarious when it comes back to bite him in the ass in the same way.
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Maia Poet🦎 (@thepeacepoet99) profile pictureMaia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 25
Replying to @shes_ella_rishe
Yeah idk get your eyes checked
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Eli
@elkelkOct 25
NBA champion AI editing his homeboy into an imaginary girlfriend on instagram. Shut it all down
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I was here first?
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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