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Joined August 2016
Me when I鈥檓 all sad and crying but then I remember that this is the best time to manipulate people
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me looking around to make sure no one saw me open my online account with my $7 balance
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how getting ready without a time limit feels:
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go chase that dream like you chased that man who didn't want you
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anyone want to meet up and just scream for 20 minutes.. we can get food after
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I will literally say "don't worry it's fine" and then stare at you like this
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when they ask me to drive instead of being a passenger princess
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"It's up to you, you decide" me:
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me trying to trust the process while having serious trust issues
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I hate when someone tells me "life isn't about you" well then who is MY life about, sweaty
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me scrolling on my phone at 2am knowing I have to be up by 7am:
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when someone crosses you for the last time so you have to have a funeral in your head for them and cut them out of your life
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Officer: please turn off the engine and step out of the vehicle. Me: no bc ur gonna yell at me
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me looking directly at the eclipse so I can claim for disability on Monday
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Don't ask me if I wanna go out this summer just literally come get me
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If I'm honest I'm all nervous, no system
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Me in the middle of my conversation trying to remember what I was talking about
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me every day when I see myself in the mirror because I'm the queen of my life
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me when being delulu was definitely not the solulu
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