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Tottenham, London
Joined March 2022
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On my knees. Over the moon. HARRY EDWARD KANE MBE. 🤍🤍🤍
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No option but to collectively rush him atp
🚨 OFFICIAL: The Ballon d’Or 2026 TOP 10 (in no particular order): 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz
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That’s getting copped SO quickly
🚨 BREAKING: #thfc will have a PINK away kit for the FIRST-EVER time next season. 💖 @Footy_Headlines
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Just finished RDR2 for the first ever time. I will never be the same again.
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Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard. Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5
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Don’t regret taking a week off work for this. Gonna be the biggest bum of all time
Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard. Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5
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Hahahahah fat cunt
Little racist Young Bob has been arrested again.
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The way this reply tried saving face just for chiddy to make it worse reminds me of this clip😭
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Patriots2349 giving Chiddy the chance to save face:
Replying to @georgemcfc2349
I am very conflicted. I would say a full ban, although way more support is needed for women in those situations
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It could be 2035 and people will still use lazy, terrible excuses like this. No sign of critical thinking at all.
ANGE IS THE REASON WE LOSE OFTEN Let’s all be perfectly honest with ourselves As much as I appreciate the Europa League Trophy Ange made it acceptable to lose league games He made it the norm to be easily swept aside in the league De Zerbi said “we can’t buy mentality” And he’s right And we have Ange to thank who introduced a “losing mentality” in the League
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Had a dream Dele Alli came back to play for Spurs and he was perfect 😔
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I’ll take 17th again if we bin him off
Spurs' public announcer pre-match vs Newcastle: 'We’ve spent and we’ve spent. We’re back. We’re going places. We’re huge.' #THFC
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They can never make me hate you unc
Al-Nassr have now won FIVE games in a row under Ange Postecoglou 🇸🇦🔥
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If you went to a funeral every day for every child killed in Gaza, you’d be going everyday for the next 52 years… S*lomon thinks this is perfectly normal and has 0 issue with it
Glad we haven't listened to the woke brigade 👏🏻
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‘All together, always’ or whatever bollocks he posted every week
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people making FPL teams in July
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Harry, I really really really wanna defend you brother but you make it extremely hard on nights like tonight
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Mind you.
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In this together 🙌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️
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WORLD CUP SEMI-FINALS. GOD IS GREAT ♥️✨🤲🏾
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