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Pockets drenched, pockets healthy, racks on racks on racks on racks. On God.

Nigeria
Joined January 2020
I don't know the details and don't care, but Elsa rejecting whatever Naomi Campbell was offering is probably one of the best decisions of her life.
I watched Elsa Majimbo rise right in front of me during the pandemic. As someone with a keen eye for influence, media manipulation, power dynamics, global structures, and hidden networks, I saw exactly how it happened. People were empty, locked down... fed controlled narratives, and desperate for anything real. Her crisp-munching, glasses-on comedy was pure authenticity in a moment when the world needed laughter. She blew up organically because she filled that psychological void perfectly... the same way Jerusalema or any viral moment did back then. But then she got ahead of herself. She shifted from creating engagement to chasing dominance in influence and fashion. It was no longer about making people laugh and connecting... she wanted to be seen as a superstar, a model, and a serious player, forcing her way into spaces that required real power structures behind them. She didn’t have the networks, the institutional backing, the aspirational pull, or the strategic patience to support that move. That’s not the lane that built her. Naomi Campbell, an absolute institution with 30 plus years in the game, someone who deeply understands media, influence, the real networks operating behind the scenes, and the darker currents that run through them, tried to bring her in and open doors. Naomi was riding Elsa’s wave but also offering genuine access. When she saw how naive Elsa was and that she didn’t understand the game at all, she dropped her. Elsa got angry and tried to blast Naomi publicly. Big mistake. Naomi is untouchable in this arena. Elsa messed up badly. She betrayed the very authenticity and the people who uplifted her in the first place. Now she’s pretty, but nobody’s aspiring to her look enough for designers to pay top dollar. She’s hit rock bottom with unrealized potential. I believe she’ll try coming back to the crisps and glasses, but you can’t run the same trick twice after you’ve shown the game and turned on those who helped you. The whole saga is a clear lesson in social psychology, media influence, pandemic-era power dynamics, and the fragility of viral fame... when the world is hungry and empty, authenticity wins fast. But trying to flip that into dominance without the right structures, support, self-awareness, or long-term vision... It collapses. Stay in your lane, protect your core, or watch it all fade.
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Come January election my tumb print will be littered all over the pack we will put you in, be there.🫵🏿🚬⏳
When I first arrived in the United States as a young man, I drove a taxi to earn money for my education. I even had to postpone starting school for several months to save enough. When I eventually got to Chicago, I worked different jobs to support myself and pay my way through university. I know what it means to worry about tuition, accommodation and how to make ends meet while pursuing an education. Those experiences have stayed with me. I know what education made possible in my own life, and I believe every Nigerian child deserves that same opportunity, regardless of where they are born or what their parents can afford. This is one reason education remains a major priority of our Renewed Hope administration. Through NELFUND, we have provided over ₦372 billion in student loans for institutional fees and upkeep, helping young Nigerians remain in school and pursue their education. Our technical and vocational education programme has attracted over 2.8 million applications. We have rehabilitated 38 technical colleges, while students in federal and selected state technical colleges now benefit from free school fees, boarding, textbooks and uniforms. We have reached a new agreement with ASUU, providing for a 40% increase in academic staff remuneration and measures to improve stability in our universities. A four-year course must take four years. Our young people deserve to complete their education on time and get on with their lives. Promise made, Promise Kept In medical education, we are investing ₦110 billion in rehabilitating 24 medical schools. Annual nursing enrolment has increased from 28,000 to 115,000, while medical and dental enrolment has risen from 5,000 to 12,000. Nigeria needs more doctors, nurses and other healthcare professionals, and we must build the capacity to train them here at home. Over one million children who were previously out of school have been returned to learning. We are investing in teacher development, expanding educational opportunities for girls, and implementing a new national curriculum that restores Nigerian History to our classrooms. Our children must know where we have come from, understand the country they belong to, and be prepared to take responsibility for its future. I commend the Honourable Minister of Education, Dr Tunji Alausa @DrTunjiAlausa, the Minister of State, Professor Suwaiba Sa’id Ahmad @Suwaiba_Said, and the entire education team @NigEducation for their dedication to this important work. I am particularly pleased that the team has developed an interactive A–Z of the Nigeria Education Sector Renewal Initiative (NESRI), bringing together the reforms, programmes, achievements and opportunities across our education system. I invite every Nigerian to visit edu4pbat.ng and explore the A–Z of NESRI. If you are a parent, find out what opportunities are available for your children. If you are a student, explore the programmes you can benefit from. If you are a teacher, see what support is available. And if something is not working as it should in your community, I want to hear about it. Your feedback will help us identify problems and address them. Our journey from reform to opportunities and shared prosperity must begin with education. The circumstances of a child’s birth should never determine the limits of their ambition. Our responsibility is to give every Nigerian child a fair chance to fulfil their potential. We have more work to do, and I am determined to see it through. Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR President
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No DNA, just HIV.
🚨 🇿🇦 ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE SOUTH AFRICAN CITIZENS, NOT ILLEGAL FOREIGNERS ‼️ 🔥They are not Zimbabweans or illegal foreigners but South African men. • Phindile Alex Nomngcayi (Age 30) – Nguni 💀 • Thomas Thabo Motlhangtlhong (Age 27) – Sotho-Tswana 💀 • Mothoka Godfrey Mathipa (Age 56) – Northern Sotho 💀 • Mokhema Jan Maishoane (Age 53) – Sotho-Tswan💀 These four South African men from Promosa, near Potchefstroom are accused of the planned attack on farmer Donovan Marx on 28 October 2026 at Syferfontein farm ‼️ They tied up a farm worker with cable ties, shot, stabbed and beat Donovan Marx and cut both his ears off before fleeing in his bakkie. Charges: attempted murder, robbery with aggravating circumstances, assault and illegal firearms ‼️ Let us get Justice for Donovan Marx‼️
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The special one is beating Barcelona away & home this season, remember this post.
🚨💣 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘: Real Madrid are extremely impressed with José Mourinho's management of the squad. Upon his arrival, the dressing room was divided by internal disagreements, with several groups forming within the team. Rather than intervening immediately, Mourinho chose to observe and assess the situation. Despite a difficult start, he has since united all 27 players and restored harmony within the squad. Real Madrid have now won six consecutive matches, playing impressive football and being only 3 points away from Barcelona.
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Bisseck with better finishing than United attackers.😭
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𓆩Chūn-chūn𓆪 retweeted
If you’ve watched Real Madrid in the last couple of games you’d notice the shift in mentality of the entire squad. Excited to see how this goes.
🚨🤍 Eduardo Camavinga: “José Mourinho gave me a lot of confidence. I worked on things I don’t usually do”. “Discipline, arriving two or three hours early to work in the gym... my mindset has also changed. I’m a bit more mature”.
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We shared so much of our problems on here that we let drought ridden countries who only shower when it rains disrespect us - I will never forgive you lot.
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Me anytime I hear “I’m working on dying”😩
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This ronu thing sweet o, so this is what I’ve been suppressing? #NigeriaRonu
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You people don’t know how much this means to me.
Saw a video on the Lagos Fashion Week on Tiktok, and Nigerians comments there are just making me to laugh 😭😂🤣🤣
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𓆩Chūn-chūn𓆪 retweeted
The average non Nigerian knows more about Nigeria (whether half truth or propaganda) than vice versa
Seeing South-east Africans on the tl making fun of the way West Africans speak when the stereotypical African clicking sound comes from them #respectyourself #glasshouse
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Nobody: Not a single soul: Nigerian: *Coughs* Ghanaians: Me too me too, It’s a West African thing.
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Omg will this people ever get off our dick? Shoooo, go away! Which kind gumbody be this?😭
Dear Nigerians, we Ghanaians also speak the same way. Growing up we spent time reading dictionaries amd encyclopedias... It's a West African Francophone thing
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Absolutely nothing you say will stop what the masses have coming for whoever tries to rig the will of the people - treason will be met with death.
After safely ferrying their children abroad, some unscrupulous politicians are encouraging hapless citizens and thugs to take up weapons to kill one another under the pretext of ‘protecting their votes’. That’s fine. Let me reiterate what late President Buhari said pre-2019 election (which I supported and I still support): when you resort to self-help and you take up dangerous weapons in the guise of ‘protecting your votes’ and you attack anybody, it is lawful and legitimate for law enforcement agents to ‘neutralise’ you or simple ‘put you down’ in the course of their duty. And the children of the politicians will be watching your foolishness from their safe haven somewhere in the world. Having been forewarned, you can then go ahead and exercise your options. CHIKENA!!
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She only wants me for my pakistani citizenship
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𓆩Chūn-chūn𓆪 retweeted
"Nigerians and Ghanaians have sibling rivalry" is one propaganda I hope to see die in my life time.🙏🏿
I love it when people are honest. This explains why I stopped seeing Ghanaian actors, and actresses in our screens anymore.
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I feel like a proud father watching more Nigerians clock these snakes, more of this please - West African kee you there, ozuor.
A brief convo between a west African and an American ..
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If violence doesn’t solve the problem, it just means you aren’t using enough of it.
BREAKING: Notorious Haitian gang leader calls for peace talks after El Salvador President Nayib Bukele deploys 2,000+ troops to crush gangs & rescue 4 missing soldiers.
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I will not participate in anything that goes beyond Chubby.👍🏿
Real men know that chubby, fat and obese girls are where the real beauty is. They know this.
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Name and shame or keep that shit to yourself bro.
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Haven’t watched a second of WNBA in my life and even someone like me knows an Angel Reece ring is bad for our solar system.
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