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Shepton Mallet, Somerset, UK
Joined May 2009
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Bruno Fernandes is the worst most pathetic person I’ve ever seen, genuinely he should FCK OFF
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(🟢) 11 years ago today, a 24-year-old Kevin De Bruyne made his Man City debut. 🤯 422 Apps, 108 Goals, 177 Assists 🏆 x17 Trophies 🏅 x56 Individual awards The greatest midfielder in Premier League history. 👑
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Another day to keep this all time commentary going.
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Al más grande! @nacionaloficial 💚
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Llegó el momento. 🇨🇴 Gracias por cada partido, cada alegría, cada lágrima y cada sueño compartido. Defender los colores de la selección Colombia fue uno de los mayores honores de mi vida. Gracias, Colombia. Para siempre. 💛💙❤️
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Hull having a brilliant start to the season, win today and they’ll almost be safe before it’s probably begun. Bit like Sunderland last year, free to play with no pressure and coast to 48 points.
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Max Verstappen reacts to Red Bull signing Kimi Räikkönen's son Robin on their junior programme 🤝
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Didier Dogba. Won. Won. Won. Won again. Four straight at @RomfordDogs. The name was the joke. The dog is the story now. #DidierDogba
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Demba Bark wins again. Doncaster this time. Not a one-off. Not a novelty act. Zinedine Zedog. Didier Dogba. Demba Bark. They’re all winning now. #DembaBark
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🚨🇨🇴 OFFICIAL: James Rodriguez retires from international football. 🏟️ 131 caps ⚽️ 31 goals 🐐 All-time leader in assists for Colombia 🐐 2nd all-time in goals 🐐 All-time leader in WCQ goals Colombian legend will now only play for Atletico Nacional.
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😅🇮🇹 Roberto De Zerbi: “In Italy, for example, I would be the best coach in the world… because I achieved two clean sheets in the last two matches!”.
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A very popular Yorkshire winner of the Portland!
LIFT OFF! AIR FORCE ONE WINS THE BETFRED PORTLAND! @DoncasterRaces @CliffordleexLee
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LIFT OFF! AIR FORCE ONE WINS THE BETFRED PORTLAND! @DoncasterRaces @CliffordleexLee
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What a sight! 😍 @DoncasterRaces
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Pole Star fends them all off to lift the Virgin Bet Supports Safe Gambling Watergate Cup! ⭐️ @ChesterRaces @Johnston_Racing
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CHAOS from start to finish in the Dachshund Derby at @ChesterRaces! 🤣 Some of the runners clearly didn't handle the Roodee...
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Jonathan Jones retweeted
Why do tech companies skip the number 9? There’s no “iPhone 9” or “Windows 9”, it just goes from 8 to 10 (or X).
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Chance of reaching 250,000+ miles (400,000+ km), by car brand: 🇯🇵 Toyota: 19.7% 🇯🇵 Lexus: 14.4% 🇯🇵 Honda: 13.3% 🇯🇵 Acura: 9.5% 🇺🇸 GMC: 5.8% 🇯🇵 Mazda: 5.3% 🇺🇸 Lincoln: 4.7% 🇺🇸 Ram: 4.2% 🇺🇸 Ford: 4.1% 🇺🇸 Cadillac: 3.9% 🇺🇸 Chevrolet: 3.6% 🇯🇵 Nissan: 3.4% 🇺🇸 Tesla: 3.3% 🇯🇵 Subaru: 2.8% 🇩🇪 Mercedes-Benz: 2.6% 🇸🇪 Volvo: 2.6% 🇯🇵 INFINITI: 2.5% 🇺🇸 Dodge: 1.7% 🇩🇪 Volkswagen: 1.5% 🇺🇸 Jeep: 1.2% 🇰🇷 Kia: 0.8% 🇯🇵 Mitsubishi: 0.8% 🇰🇷 Hyundai: 0.8% 🇺🇸 Chrysler: 0.7% 🇩🇪 BMW: 0.5% 🇩🇪 Audi: 0.5% 🇬🇧 Land Rover: 0.4% 🇺🇸 Buick: 0.4% 🇩🇪 Porsche: 0.3% 🇮🇹 FIAT: 0.2% 🇬🇧 Jaguar: 0.0% 🇬🇧 MINI: 0.0% 🇮🇹 Maserati: 0.0% Source: iSeeCars, "The Longest Lasting Car Brands Study" (September 9, 2026). Based on analysis of 395M+ vehicles; excludes heavy-duty vehicles.
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The Twin Towers in drone form, what a tribute and homage too what was a dark day. – at Shepton Mallet, England
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