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𝐓𝐇𝐅𝐂 𝔄𝔲𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔢

Joined July 2013
I swear to god if this doesn’t come in i’m cursed
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apparently i’ve offended people by posting a fun £5 bet slip and im getting sly digs because it’s not a big return, if gambling for you is boring unless you’re betting big money, you are actually the weird cunt and you have a problem, cheers x
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anyways goodnight folks, particularly to all the little neeks that post fake bet slips👍🏻
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in other news i actually might have to celebrate an arsenal goal
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shock
I swear to god if this doesn’t come in i’m cursed
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Cucurella is dog shit pass it on
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One season wonder 😉
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Every single one of you little runts that ever laughed at me when I said time and time again Kane is a generational player, truly a once in a lifetime striker even when at Spurs can get FUCKED. Ballon D’or winner, HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN
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Mike retweeted
the irony in kane losing the biggest individual award in the sport to a guy who went trophyless, after being discredited his entire career for being trophyless
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If this is A) The actual final rankings this bloke deserves nuking off the internet. B) Mbappe winning this award I will never take it seriously ever again and it’s already in DEEP water after some honking winners the last few years
🚨 OFFICIAL: The Ballon d’Or 2026 TOP 10 (in no particular order): 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz
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2 weekends in a row my mood as a Tottenham fan hasn’t been ruined and it’s not even an international break!!! COYS
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The new COD isn’t as bad as anyone is making out, i’m just not having fun. Such a good campaign launch and bags of potential but the maps are miserable and offers no replay ability. Gunplay is boring, AR or nothing particularly the M4. Roll on GTA
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“i’m really happy for Solanke he got his goal, should have had a hattrick” - Darren Bent No this is exactly the point, he SHOULD HAVE. He is fucking useless, at this point i’m all for a Richy comeback, I fucking hate him but i’d rather him up front as he simply is better.
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i’m not taking back anything i’ve said btw solanke is still SHIT
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i’m De Zerbi out after this unfortunately, same problems with converting changes but our chance creation is atrocious and that isn’t player based, we are predictable and boring and his game management here has been nothing short of piss poor, solanke 90 minutes is hilarious.
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Bentancur shouldn’t even be on the pitch btw, HORRIBLE use of a substitution, in general his game management is nonsensical as well as his substitutions, he’s poor and will not be able to fix this mess that he has not created but added to
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what the FUCK are those subs
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get the anime edit merchant off the pitch now solanke is fucking USELESS in front of goal, he should have had two NAILED ON goals
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the only people celebrating this have to have never played cod long enough to have played the original, this gimmick of bringing back 19 year old maps for the 6th title running in a row needs to die it’s so embarrassing people rate this
Shipment returns in Modern Warfare 4 🫡
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embarrassing, spineless performance, no longer looking at positives, don’t know if it’s de zerbi or the players, potentially a mix of both the biggest identity crisis we’ve ever been in, just see players making a mistake and then looking around the pitch confused, shocking.
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