@SwissGuardSim

β€œI’m an important thinker. I’m a creator, innovator, artist, idea. But above all else I’m a passionate, child-like innovator”- Sam Hyde

Joined December 2023
Alexander was 20 when he assumed the throne of Macedonia Napoleon was 24 when he was made brigadier general Augustus was 19 when he seized power in Rome All of these accomplishments pale in comparison to mine (functioning while mildly hungover)
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You don’t see this kind of beast mode in America nowadays
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I’m not kidding when I say this, but this would be an apocalyptic event for the internet. My reels are already overrun with Indians, and not just the videos of them dying
Starlink in India would enable high-speed, affordable Internet connectivity for those who can’t afford current prices or who don’t have a connection at all!
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Y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little espaΓ±ol?
Tomboys are taking over the Mexican poltical system
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Down 2 white Monsters in 30 minutes on an empty stomach challenge
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I can’t explain my online circles to people because it always ends up feeling like this
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Olivia Rodrigo do you fw dudes who make $22 an hour
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You need to kill and eat your neighbor NOW! The apocalypse is upon us and only the strong will survive!
A friend of mine who works in Russia has just sent me a voicemail: St Petersburg is going to go into lockdown tomorrow because of the plague outbreak. Not joking.
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