Mike

I shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times

Happy new year nerds!

Tell me you can’t spell squint without saying you can’t spell squint

Crazy taxi is my favourite arcade game. Love the idea of playing a new on at home with a steering wheel

New guy at work refused to believe my age to the point I had to show him my ID to prove I wasn’t 29/30. Today has peaked, no one talk to me I don’t want this ruined!

Back to work today and one of the guys complimented me on getting visibly more in shape. I don’t know what’s going on this week but I’m having a great one

Someone asked me to spot them in the gym and I have never felt so validated

Is there anything more humbling that playing cod and being killed by Nicki Minaj?

Picked up the new COD if anyone wants to add me my act id is swordofpoke#9226560

One of my staff just came up to me and said “you look so tired” I said thanks? “Just letting you know” then walked away How’s your day?

Someone in a store asked me what custard was and all I could think of to answer was “it’s yellow” I’m not sure which one of us walked away more confused

Didn’t expect to enjoy Baldur gate even close to how much as I do, getting lost in the side missions so much I forget what I’m supposed to be doing

I find that most Baldurs gate cutscenes are undermined by my guy being butt naked

I am having the biggest rollercoaster of a month!!

Drunk

Went to a theme park with blip yesterday and he held on so tight on the first ride his hands went numb 😂😂😂

Imagine buying an app people are addicted to then help wean people off it so the can go somewhere else

Been playing cities skylines a lot recently to the point I dreamed about it last night, might be time to do something else