When I'm not having the time of my life at work, I'm either 3D modeling, or playing smash bros and minecraft with the boys.
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Syndicate retweeted
Hallmark movie but for men:
> 30yr old wagie in big city
> ball busted by HR trainings
> Ghosted by sex in the city girls
> Goes back home to small town for Christmas
> Boomer uncle asks him to buy his biz so he can retire to golf resort in Arizona
> Handshake on rent-to-own deal
> hits it off with cute 20yr old girl at church
> Calls his city HR girlboss and gives resignation
> Drama/twist as Bigcorp rollup offers Boomer uncle 5x the sale price
> Boomer uncle sees himself in young nephew and conquers dark night of the soul Vader-style throwing his greed into the abyss
> Nephew marries cutie and has 5 children and becomes local legend bringing peace and prosperity to his people
Syndicate retweeted
There is a non-zero chance you might die in an FBI raid set in motion by Gabe Newell if you try to scam Steam players.
It's beautiful.
Anyone hiding malware in Steam games is cooked, Steam and the FBI are warning BlockBlasters players again.
BlockBlasters was a Steam game that turned out to contain malware and was used in crypto-draining attacks, including one targeting a terminally ill cancer patient.
The FBI says it arrested someone linked to the Steam malware campaign in July and is now asking victims who lost money or had their accounts compromised to fill out a survey for possible restitution.
The deadline is 27 October.
If someone was hiding malware inside Steam games, things are looking pretty bad right now for you, Gabe is coming.
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“Now this one here’s special… redwood, 18 inches, unyielding, and the core… chupacabra fang. This baby’s illegal to sell in 15 states… luckily you’re in Texas”
Syndicate retweeted
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
Syndicate retweeted
they’re calling it “Black October” and i don’t think people realize how serious this is
in the last 48 hours there have been over 27 major cybersecurity incidents. not in a month. not in a week. in 48 hours
any ONE of these would normally be the biggest story of the year
PHP: critical vulnerability in the software running 80% of the web. severity 9.2 out of 10
Node.js: high-severity flaw letting attackers take over servers remotely. affects versions 22, 24, and 26
Java: also compromised. three of the most used programming languages on earth hit at the same time
GitLab: a perfect 10 out of 10 severity hole in every version since 2014
Railway: hosting platform compromised. API keys for OpenAI, Claude, Stripe potentially exposed
Signal: a bug that could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker’s keys and planted backdoors on websites
LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
and that’s not even half the list
thousands of AI agent swarms are reportedly scanning and attacking vulnerable servers right now. automated. around the clock
security researchers are saying this might be the early stages of a global cyber incident that nobody fully understands yet
if you run a website, use cloud services, store API keys on hosting platforms, or use any software built on PHP, Node.js, or Java you are potentially affected
update everything. rotate your API keys. change your passwords on critical services. enable 2FA everywhere you haven’t already
this is not a normal week on the internet. this is something different
Syndicate retweeted
The only time a German was funny and they immediately had him sent to his death
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