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South Park, CO
Joined October 2023
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Mameshiba Episode 19 English sub: Fava Bean Shiba 💋
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Shopping at Marshall’s is lowkey like being in Raccoon City
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this literally happened to me with a chicken pot pie and they were gonna pull security camera footage bc they thought it was someone else so i had to confess to my boss through email to make it stop
Guys, I ate someone's sandwich for breakfast (genuine mistake) and now the office is doing an investigation and I feel anxious
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except i knew it wasnt mine but it was in the freezer for like 5 months and i was bored/wanted to see if it was good bc no one claimed it....it was my other boss's 😭
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its trump everything over here like thats gonna be the result every time
Fresno voting against prop 40. ur in fucking Fresno voting for billionaires 😭😭😭
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And replace the HOLLYWOOD sign with ALHAMDULILLAH
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Replying to @T0WOT
Ur fr a Central Valley angel
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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we freaking like you amanda seyfried
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you can see everything was actually everything....
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GET THE FUCKING MONEYYY
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How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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i’ll never forget the time i got pulled over for being on my phone, the cop made me unlock it to see what was so important and it was the fairly odd parents wiki page for mr crocker
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show it to me rachel....
they were fucking like crazy in the spirit world based on these awkward trip descriptions alone😭
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drove behind a kill squidward job truck variant and feared for my life
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HEALING PUMPKIN #HEALING
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trick or treat 🎃
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People are so cruel to mature trick or treaters. Like I don’t deserve no candy cuz I’m 30 years old? Like no candy at all?
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i hate gay halloween wdym youre tweek and craig if they were latina lesbians
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