@TEX_Chupacabra

Texas native, GEN X, Okla State grad, Texans/Astros/Rockets fan, IT exec, League bowler, Podcaster, P/T Vegas resident. Once bitten by a Chupacabra. It died.

Houston, TX
Joined July 2010
Adds another high-speed rail line to nowhere?
Replying to @WallStreetApes
Paying $1,300 for an annual vehicle registration is theft compared to Texas', which is about $80. What does California do with all the taxes it collects?
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Go Pokes.
Oklahoma State gets revenge against Oregon this year. In 2025 Oregon beat Oklahoma State 69-3. This year, revenge was in the air, 39-31 in favor of the Cowboys. Drew Mestemaker was magical and Eric Morris gets a signature win in his first year as head coach.
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The perfect puppet Presidency. Our enemies would celebrate this happening and laugh all the way to the bank.
Rumors are emerging that Kamala Harris and AOC are considering running together in 2028. Many Democrats say that a Kamala AOC ticket would win every state in 2028. They would support it 100%.
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Joe Biden and Dianne Feinstein have entered the chat.
He should be automatically removed from office. The dude doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
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On a weekend when New York once again paused to remember September 11th, both the @nyjets and @Giants found a way to win their season openers. Maybe it was coincidence. Maybe it was simply two teams playing good football. Good forces at work, it seems. @NFL
🤖 Made with AI
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What a day. Damn proud of my alma mater for that win over the Oregon Ducks. @okstate
🤖 Made with AI
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So good. Wonder what commission you would get for these models?
Apple released the iPhone Duo today. It folds. Amazeballs. Are you paying $1,999 for a phone?
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Western Michigan got robbed. Wow. As an Okie State fan who saw Central Michigan get gifted a final second for a final bomb pass and lateral play to steal a win in 2016, I know how you feel. #michigan #westernmichigan
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Doesn't have nearly the experience to be on the world stage running the free world. Not even close. Maybe a library. A bar, absolutely.
Is AOC too young to be president?
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Easy. For that amount of money, I won't even get HOME til 5:30am or so every morning.
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Once you've had black...........
What is missing from this breakfast?
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The @fedex website's Virtual Assistant and automated 800# is about the most worthless use of technology I have experienced. Trying to track the laptop that should have been delivered to me this afternoon from my employer. That shipment seems to be stuck in Ft Worth for the last 48 hours - no movement on the tracker details since Thur early morning. Someone needs to CALL me since your automated system never gets to a human. Remember humans? #FEDUP @FedExHelp
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Cannons?
Replying to @alphafox
Is it wrong to tell a woman in a tank top that she has nice guns?
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Texas Chupacabra retweeted
Replying to @alphafox
Is it wrong to tell a woman in a tank top that she has nice guns?
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I bet you could bust out Metallica's "Enter Sandman". Maybe a new Sovey AI video inspiration?
Replying to @msc0062
I used to be in ballet, so I could probably figure out the dancing. I can’t sing at all!
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Found a life hack everyone can use, math nerds. I poured root beer into a square glass and got a glass of beer. Game-changer. @elonmusk @SoveyX
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France has whipped out their white flag against England. #worldcup
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I love how Lebron is "teasing us" on his next destination and that he will make a decision soon. Yawn. We. Don't. Care.
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