Got some hermit crabs. I told my son they were his birthday present, but really, I'm just having him take care of them until they're big enough for me to eat their eyes.
Back on my bullshit!!! (eating 6-10 edibles and having embarassing meltdowns over nothing on stream)
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I drove into a wall with all my dumbass kids inside the car. Unfortunately everyone was fine


