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Lauren, come get the kids

Joined July 2025
I blinded my daughter for fun!
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Got some hermit crabs. I told my son they were his birthday present, but really, I'm just having him take care of them until they're big enough for me to eat their eyes.
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It's not even up for debate, Robert. I said what I said.
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Back on my bullshit!!! (eating 6-10 edibles and having embarassing meltdowns over nothing on stream)
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I drove into a wall with all my dumbass kids inside the car. Unfortunately everyone was fine
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Why is my house so messy! *applause sound*
Here is a photo of Rich standing next to his wife, in his parents house having just as much fun 💀
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I'm stupid, fat, retarded and nobody likes me! *applause sound*
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