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Old school Ndombele enjoyer | No bergwijn no party | Forza Sampdoria | OG Emerson rep

Joined July 2020
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doctor : you have 633 seconds left to live me :
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Hasan Piker realized that 235,000 people were watching him live. Everything that the Republican Party and mainstream media hurled at him over the past year and a half did not pay off in the way that THEY expected. Hasan has had an incredible year. He deserves his flowers.
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Are you crazy don't vote blue in Britain
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Sorry to all opposition fans but we are winning the lot
🥇🚨| Xavi Simons to enter final phase of his recovery later this month, including reintegration into team training at #Tottenham! 🤩🤍 Xavi ahead of schedule and on track to be involved with the squad again, 7 months after his ACL injury. @TomAllnutt_
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(🥇) 🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Xavi Simons will enter the final phase of the recovery from his ACL injury later THIS MONTH! 🇳🇱✨ That includes reintegration into first team training at #thfc. Xavi is ahead of schedule and on track to be involved with the squad again, 7 months after his ACL injury. @TomAllnutt_
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYONE SEEN: DONALD TRUMP CHARLIE KIRK JEFFERY EPSTEIN ELON MUSK RUPERT LOWE NIGEL FARAGE BENJAMIN NETANYAHU LIZ TRUSS JD VANCE RANGERS FANS BOY GEORGE YOUNG BOB NIKI MINAJ Your boys took one hell of a beating 🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Midterms2026
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We’re getting too much good news recently. A key player is getting arrested in the next few weeks
Wilson working his way back 💪
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“The club can confirm that Mateus Fernandes has been accused of 4 counts of armed robbery and faces life in prison”
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Replying to @MJsuselessmags
We have spent a shit tonne on shit though. We don’t help ourselves. Wissa, Woltemade, Elanga, Ramsay, Bamba, Jouen, Toure (could come good), Pardo (could come good). Think that’s almost 400m
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Why has 2slimey got a chainsaw
One of the most iconic endings to a horror movie.🔥🎬
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GET READY AMERICA
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"Protect our women and children" party latest:
🚨 NEW: The leader of Reform UK in Hampshire has been charged with 35 offences, including 12 counts of rape and making indecent images of a child
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MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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mamdanistan has expanded its borders
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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Americans watching the election vote counts on the news instead of grinding for the fortnite pirate token
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Kicking my feet and giggling at these MAGA tears Great night!
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protect our women and girls lot doing another great job protecting women and girls…
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🔵 NYT estimates El-Sayed will win Michigan with +7%
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