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Taylor Funke

@TJFunke

my manuka honey! | she/her

 Lansdale, PA
Joined October 2013
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charlie@chunkbardey4 Jul 2023
4 times 3 being 12. that is a classic
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red wine and espresso: the thinking woman’s four loko
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Matt.@MattTheBrand14 Jun 2023
time to “cook dinner” or as i like to call it “wash my hands 75 times”
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Zac 🍒@World0fEcho12 Mar 2023
PSA
Image from Zac 🍒 (@World0fEcho)
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charlie@chunkbardey2 Mar 2023
staying up until something amazing happens to me or i go insane
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“This is she” - my mom answering the phone
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i dont think frogs should have bones. doesnt feel right
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Ben Wexler@mrbenwexler10 Jan 2023
I feel like there’s only been one TRULY GREAT song about wanting baby back ribs
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Amy Wong@amyewong10 Jan 2023
I’m a nepo baby (my parents never kicked me off their cell phone plan)
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🤔@antikirsten9 Jan 2023
in the 1800s i would’ve been a monocle girlie
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🕳@barfpit7 Jan 2023
swallowing m&ms whole with water
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michael@FilledwithUrine7 Jan 2023
hey bro i just sent you like 12 messages in a row and i just thought of something else i want to say so if you could respond that would be cool
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my brain is a rotisserie chicken rotating aimlessly in the warm glass case of my skull
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Do the multitudes I contain make my ass look fat
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jersey shore :: szn 2 ep 8 vinny is a wEEn
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ppigg
@s4m31p4n19 Oct 2022
First date idea we max out our daily sodium intake
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trash jones@jzux18 Oct 2022
(holding a pickle like a cigarette) do you mind if i?
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