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Christian, Husband, Father, Accountant. I handle businesses' finances so they can focus on handling their business - link in bio

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Joined July 2010
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Moving to Dubai doesn’t magically switch off UK tax. I’ve had to step in for far too many people who moved on bad (or no) advice, with zero planning and ended up with six-figure UK tax bills in year one. Wrong advice. Wrong assumptions. Very expensive mistakes. Geography ≠ tax planning.
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This the type of woman that you don’t even wish on your worst enemy
55 years old Jada smith was spotted with a TikTok creator in his 20s at a beach in Maldives sharing a kiss, is she not married to Will Smith? 💔
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Until you realise that outside of Newcastle no team has the means to cheat anyway lol
That’s utterly pathetic if true, might as well cheat if that’s the case
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I appreciate this is a frequently repeated stance, but it's not entirely accurate They took 0 in dividends for the first 10 years and have taken none since 2022 There's a period in there (2015-2022) where they took maybe £130-150m? That's not an insane amount
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City's owners plowed money into the club's facilities and stadium, not just the team on the pitch whereas United are penny pinching to save for a £2bn new stadium because the owners chose to keep the club in debt and take out dividends for years and not maintain the stadium.
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Utterly heartbreaking. A must watch.
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No one hears the irony of them saying the club is hamstrung by debt and the very next line is that they’ve spent as much as the state bank rolled Man City?
Gary Neville on the Glazers: “They have to sell [Manchester United] now. Enough is enough.” [@WeAreTheOverlap] #MUFC
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BUDGET SUMMARY 🧵 What's changing and what does it mean for me?
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CORRECTIONS The full Budget document is out and a few figures from the speech were off: • Carer's Allowance change starts 2030/31, not now • Self-employed parental pay starts April 2029 • Triple lock change starts April 2030 • Women-led funds are £100m+, not £200m
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• Debt interest is up £14bn a year on average, and the 2p and "£1 in every £13" comparisons aren't in the document • Nor is the Lifetime ISA "get back what you put in" line • The gambling change is Machine Games Duty, 20% to 25% The recap graphics use the final figures 👆
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BUDGET RECAP 🧵 The whole Budget in graphics, grouped by who it affects
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Who's paying for it, the country's finances, growth and everything else
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Most of this starts in April 2027, so save this one for then
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This is a fantastic question
Why are we sending money we cant afford to ukraine to fight a war they cant win?
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I think we have an obsession with vanity metrics. Most would rather earn 195k with standard cost of living being 190k than to earn 30k with standard cost of living at 5k Increasing minimum wage creates the former. But at least we can claim we earn a lot.
Why have British people been programmed to assume an increase to the minimum wage is a bad thing? All I’m seeing is complaints. Should the anger not be aimed at salaries in general not being high enough and not at the minimum wage earners?
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