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'Chelsea: it’s a name. It’s probably the greatest name in the world'. Professional wind-up merchant.

Joined July 2021
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Another cathedral of our game, the San Siro, torn down in favour of a soulless toilet bowl with absolutely no distinguishing features, history or memorable appeal. Just makes me appreciate Stamford Bridge more.
🚨🏟️ OFFICIAL: AC Milan and Inter unveil new Generali Stadium from season 2031/32! San Siro will be demolished according to current plan. The two clubs will both build new stadium with the naming rights sold to Generali until 2052 for €650M.
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Sir Patrick Stewart, rest in eternal peace.
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Two idiots have stopped play by running on the pitch. #CFC(SL)
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I dare him to cost us more points on Saturday after saying this.
❗️❗️Xabi Alonso: "This is the least important competition for us. The Premier League is now the main focus." [Sky via CBS]
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Forgot to mention he has 50 points on his driver's license.
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Only players worthy of the shirt tonight were Penders and Acheampong. The rest of them can all get fucked, as far as I'm concerned.
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Think we can safely say that Alonso's honeymoon period is officially over. Anything other than a win against United on Saturday and it's going to get ugly.
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Wes Fofana. Has anyone ever told you that you are a disgusting, pus-filled bubo who has all the wit, charm and self-possession of an Alsatian dog after a head-swap operation?
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The stutter never fucking works................ fuck off Barco
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I'd rather Estevao not play tonight, rather than Xabi throwing him on for penalties just for him to miss and have what remains of his confidence absolutely cremated. That said, this can't go on without explanation.
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Anyone know how Badiashile's getting on, on loan? Might need to give him a phonecall and an apology at this rate
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I've had ingrown toenails less painful than watching Malo Gusto.
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Xabi mate they've just pulled their two youngsters off for the two most expensive players in their team.... ....you need to answer that.
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Prick thinks he's playing for the New York Knicks
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That's Lacroix out till Christmas 🙃 Which means we've got to suffer through more of that £75m imbecile we signed from Leicester that was lauded by some on here as a good signing....
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Genuinely can't stand them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fofana and Gusto in a back four at Anfield
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Other than the fact that he's not turned up, at all, in the small number of opportunities he has been given.
There is simply zero reason to not be playing Estevao.
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Fofana and Gusto in a back four at Anfield
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"I didn't win, therefore it must be rigged" Now, where have I heard that before?
BREAKING: Netanyahu's Likud officially claims Israel's election was completely stolen by Arab parties through widespread electoral fraud, alleging bribery, intimidation, violence, double voting and ballot manipulation. Netanyahu says he is submitting hundreds of testimonies to the police, Shin Bet and the Central Elections Committee and demanding an immediate investigation. With more than 93% counted, Netanyahu's bloc stands at 53 seats and Eisenkot's at 48. Neither reaches the 61 needed to govern. It comes as Trump allies continue to discuss keeping Netanyahu on as caretaker prime minister, restart the Iran war and seek to force another vote.
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I genuinely can't stand Badenoch's hypocrisy. Harping on about National Debt Interest when her party increased it by £2.5 trillion between 2010-24 And as for giving it the big "I am" on defence... the Tories cut the sizes of the Army, RAF and Navy by 20% EACH. #Budget2026
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