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Maximilian Uriarte

@TLCplMax

I am Max: NYT bestselling author, artist, and animator. Lance Corporal of the Marine Corps.

 Bay Area, CA
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Joined June 2010
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Terminal Lance@TerminalLance52m
Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Drill Instructors crawl in search of blood To terrorize the recruit's neighborhood 🧟‍♂️
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Terminal Lance@TerminalLance14h
No thank you. Too spooky for me... 🎃
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I got a 3D printer, downloaded the (probably) Chinese spyware driver software to run it, then as soon as I started everything up the entire neighborhood network went down. Coincidence? 🫠
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I am literally just trying to print my kid pieces for his Luigi’s Mansion costume Poltergust G-00
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Is the joke that you’re afraid of Mexicans…? Is this considered humor?
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@WhiteHouseOct 29
Spooky szn is here.
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Felt this one on the peninsula.
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@LastQuakeOct 29
🔔#Earthquake (#sismo) M2.7 occurred 11 mi S of San Francisco (#California) 2 min ago (local time 17:17:27). More info at: 📱m.emsc.eu/#app 🌐m.emsc.eu/?id=2082052 🖥emsc-csem.org/Earthquake_inf…
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Just had a little earthquake near SF. We will rebuild.
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I showed my wife Evil Dead 2 and she didn't like it
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@goats0652Oct 26
#MGS #MetalGearSolid 回來週更
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I gotta be honest, I did not know who Ethan Klein was before this week
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I had a blue check before Elon and still refuse to pay for it
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@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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Terminal Lance@TerminalLanceOct 25
Jimmy getting the most authentic Marine Corps costume this Halloween. 🎃
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Maximilian Uriarte@TLCplMax24 Sep 2025
True story: when I was a teenager playing SOCOM online on PS2, I joined a clan and everyone had “USMC” in their handles. I asked them what university that was and they all laughed.
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Terminal Lance@TerminalLanceOct 20
Inside look at what happens inside of a Marine Corps First Sergeant's house:
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Fun fact: I never got a boot camp photo taken at MCRD. I was at sick call that day for pneumonia.
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Me, a Nathan Fielder fan since Nathan For You in 2013 watching him get all the recognition and success he deserves for being brilliant:
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kuss@dontkussOct 18
Marc Maron has never been more correct
Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) profile pictureNetflix Is A Joke
@NetflixIsAJokeOct 16
Just walk it off THEO VON: I’M DOING FINE premieres on OCTOBER 20, only on Netflix!
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This prosciutto foot my sister made for a Halloween party 🧟‍♂️
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I don’t understand the point of this hopping car thing. Like there’s absolutely no way this is going to be consumer level street legal.
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