@TPizzle34

Dayton 96’ could give up cigs but im not a quitter.

Joined May 2023
Found out today I can no longer have chick fil a. Sad sad day #diarrhea
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Being 22 is crazy. I got boys who are my age cracking freshman, and I got boys my age who just got engaged.
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Normalize making a scene when people don’t have spatial awareness
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Case Keenum lives a special life: • Married his high school sweetheart from Abilene, Texas • University of Houston offered him his only FBS scholarship • Proceeded to break NCAA records which still stand today • Gets drafted to the NFL and wins when called upon • Creates memories for his children that they will cherish forever • Gives glory to God in everything he does
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Showing some major ankle cleavage for the first day below 75 #slutitouttuesday
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PURE FOOTBALL GUY.
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Whoever invented this new shitty uncomfortable furniture that’s being put in every college building fuck you
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Dayton legend Gideon let’s go
In case you forgot, Colorado has a linebacker with the middle name ESPN.
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are they really your friends if they don't ride for you like this?
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Shake boy lava girl don’t fail me
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Still thinking about the last 20 seconds of the @atlantic10 semifinals Clutch shot after shot. The magnitude of each bucket on that stage multiplied by the fact that no one took a timeout. An all-time sequence for the ages @DaytonMBB @SaintLouisMBB
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Class of 2025 RETURNERS I’m really excited to see get more opportunities this season: Jamarion Batemon (Iowa State) Kruz McClure (DePaul) Tyrin Jones (UNLV) Damion Friery (Dayton) Jasir Rencher (WA) Billy White III (SMU) Jeremiah Green (Texas A&M) Silas Barksdale (Virginia) Josiah Sanders (Colorado) Jalin Holland (Colorado) Elzie Harrington (SDSU) Madden Collins (American) Antione West Jr. (Purdue) Salim London (UAB) Ian Platteeuw (Davidson)
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Random girl I’ve been snapping just sent me a picture of her freshman dorm room… #expand?
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“My my internship comes to an end”
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Bad bunny rocks
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T bell gets what I’m throwing down
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Replying to @TomFornelli
*The ACC had a team in the National Championship, had a winning record against the SEC, had 9 bowl wins, that 5-7 FSU team who finished 15th in the ACC beat Alabama by 14, Miami beat 12-1 Ohio State by double digits yet couldn’t reach the ACC title game, Louisville beat Kentucky by more than Ole Miss, Georgia, and Texas did combined, SMU beat a Top 20 team in their bowl, Wake Forest won 9 games and had a ranked win, their premier program had their worst season in 15 years and still beat their SEC rival by 14 on the road.* If your takeaway is that the ACC sucked, then yes that’s blatantly obvious hatred. 😂
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Didn’t realize my boss was standing behind me for 10 minutes while I split screens his LinkedIn and twitter #notgettingareturnoffer
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How I imagine my dad as a baby
A young German soldier uses his leave from the frontlines to visit his son.
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when someone's laughing and socializing instead of just taking their turn at the board game we're playing
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