NOT HALL OF FAMER BASEBALL PERSON

MONEYBALL 1,000,000: HONEY, I SHRUNK THE STADIUM

THINGS SURE HAVE CHANGED AROUND HERE

I DIDN'T DO IT

AND YOU PEOPLE THOUGHT THE METS JOKES WERE FINISHED

OH I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST HAPPENING FOR ME

I CAN REPORT THAT JOSE ALTUVE IS WEARING SOME SORT OF ELECTRONIC DEVICE DURING OUR SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL TELECAST REMARKABLE THAT THE ASTROS WOULD BE SO BLATANT ABOUT THIS AFTER ALL THE SCRUTINY THEY'VE FACED

TYREEK HILL FULLY UNDERSTANDS THAT THE WAY TO BEAT THE BILLS IS TO GO WIDE RIGHT

WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO GET VACCINATED AGAINST ROB MANFRED.

GERRIT COLE STRUGGLING DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE ONLY STICKY STUFF IN THIS STADIUM IS THE BLACK TAR HEROIN I HAVE WITH ME

I CAN TELL THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE THERE'S A PIRATES PLAYER STARTING IT

AARON JUDGE SHOULD HAVE LET GERRIT COLE DRIVE THE YANKEE CAR. THEY'D BE MUCH SAFER FROM ACCIDENTS SINCE HIS SPIN RATE IS DECLINING SO FAST

TONIGHT, KEVIN CASH GETS TO REALIZE HIS DREAM OF TAKING OUT A BUNCH OF STAR PITCHERS BEFORE THEY'RE ACTUALLY TIRED

FUCK

BIG BIRD SELLING OUT SMH

SUBSCRIBE TO MY OLNEYFANS. LINK IN BIO 💕

I’M STUCK ON THE THREE FREDS ALL DOING FREDDIE MERCURY IMPRESSIONS AT THE TOP.

ONLY RESPONDING TO “HALL OF FAMER BASEBALL PERSON” FROM NOW ON PLEASE ACT ACCORDINGLY THANK YOU.

SO KANYE IS NOT GOING TO WIN?

MOVING TO OREGON BRB

WHAT ABOUT A CAMPAIGN RALLY WHERE THERE IS NO TRANSPORT OUT OF SAID RALLY?