Shalin Deshpande

Grandpa: Majha great grandson ha majhya kulacha diwa rahil. Me: Ani tumchi great grand daughter? Grandpa: Great grand daughter hi पणती aste.

Told my Mexican girlfriend m making churros, but swapped sugar with salt and made them spiral Mhanun gf the chakli.

What Maharashtrians expect you to do as soon as you say "Diwali Dasra"

He: I don't like potato, it makes us fat. She: Batate khayche re tari. He: I don't like sweets, it increases blood sugar. She: Goad kha re tari. He: I don't like juice... Sh: Respiratory.

Geeta was driving her scooter when a donkey suddenly came in front of her. She somehow managed to pull the brakes and saved herself from a sure accident, stopping right in front of the donkey. Thus, गाढवा पुढे वाचली गीता..

गंध

My wife knows the roads of South Bombay like the back of her hand. South Bombay che raste Bayculla path aahet.

There are two types of people 1) Those who like Khare Shankarpale 2) Those who like goad Shankarpale And they end up marrying each other.

Marathi: Shev, chakli, chiwda he saglyansathi asta. English: Shev, Chakli, Chiwda is faral. Credits: Sanika G

Husband: Do you know Latin? Wife: Yes and you know Hebrew. Husband: Huh? How? Wife: bagha, aplyala hi coffee banvaychi ahe ani polya pan. Husband: Tar? Wife: Tar tumhi Hebrew kara, mi Latin.

I love listening to 'baby doll mai sone di' at the end of my day. Coz Eo EoD Eo EoD Sone sone parole lakkha..

Nsfw joke ahead: . . . . . . Who called them shemales and not D wali?

Starting a business where I will act as your brother for the day for 500 Rs. Calling it bhau biz .

Me: Aai kai kartey? Aai: Pahunyansathi batata Vada banavlay. Me: kahi madat karu? Aai: ho talun zala ahe, ha tu baher

USA cha ek famous state:

Alia is preparation while Harsha is completion: Alia Bhogasi.. Harsha Bhogle!

Foreigners always plan to move their furniture before Diwali. Diwali chya daha diwsa adhi te nehmi mhantat- halloween.