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California, USA
Joined May 2023
With the new algorithm, instead of 5 mutual followers seeing my dumb posts, now 10 will see my dumb posts. Amazing world we live in…
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𝕏 news summary says hackers got through a Binance engineer’s compromised laptop and took over 6B, with blockchain firms pointing to North Korea’s TraderTraitor group. North Korea’s crypto desk is outperforming my Robinhood account….and they don’t even have reliable electricity. 😭
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Lost another important character today…😢
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The FTC is investigating personalized pricing the same week DoorDash offers to be Instacart. I can’t wait to see what someone with my browsing history will have to spend for eggs…
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Spain finally got their trains running on time - problem is they all showed up at the same spot…
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I guess the Fed is holding rates until after the midterms. Apparently inflation is only an emergency in December…
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Jokes on you Fox…I’m not in my 40s yet. 😎
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I’m going to tell my kids this was Ilham Omar…
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When told he had the right to remain silent, Eric Swalwell farted. That fart has been collected as evidence…
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Noah Wyle named sexiest man alive. Bro thought it was a prank. Trust us buddy, the other 3 billion of us thought so too. 😂
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Dictionary.com picked “maxxing” as word of the year. I’ve been taxmaxxing since 2008 and all I’ve ever gotten back in return is a smaller paycheck…
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Lula wins a 4th term as president of Brazil under questionable circumstances and Democrats say that’s a defense of democracy. But if Trump is elected to a 3rd term as president those same Democrats will all of a sudden remember we’re a constitutional republic. Funny…
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Who ever would’ve guessed the #MeToo movement stopped at the Afghanistan border…
Dear @piersmorgan, let me know if this figure proves helpful.
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Her Learing Center math ain’t mathing…
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir, “I was eight years old when civil war broke out in Somalia. One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people.” While Somalia has suffered several civil wars, the chapter is entitled, “War: 1989-1991, Mogadishu, Somalia.” Mogadishu experienced severe riots in July 1989, including a mass execution that became known as the “Jazeera beach massacre.” If, in her own words in her own autobiography, Omar was eight when this occurred in 1989, then she was born in 1981, and was 19 years old in the year 2000, when her father purportedly obtained his citizenship, not 1982 as she currently claims.
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LOOKOUT AIRBNB I’m going to get my money’s worth on these cleaning fees now.
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Trying to one-Biden are we?
🚨URGENTE: Acabo de pedir a apreensão do passaporte de Flávio Bolsonaro. O próximo passo desse bandido é tentar fugir do Brasil para não enfrentar os vários inquéritos em seu nome. Precisa ser preso logo. Não podemos permitir que ele se junte ao irmão nos EUA para tramar contra a soberania nacional!
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Anthropic going public - I can’t wait to buy shares and have Claude tell me it’s not comfortable with my portfolio…
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It’s refreshing to know that I’m not the only one suffering in silence…
This elephant was born with a double trunk birth defect. 1 trunk on both ends.
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The trade off…
Pundits are saying that Latin America is destined to have a conservative wave. In a momentous election, the Brazilians have proved those pundits wrong. Congratulations Lula and congratulations Brazil!
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