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With the new algorithm, instead of 5 mutual followers seeing my dumb posts, now 10 will see my dumb posts.
Amazing world we live in…
𝕏 news summary says hackers got through a Binance engineer’s compromised laptop and took over 6B, with blockchain firms pointing to North Korea’s TraderTraitor group.
North Korea’s crypto desk is outperforming my Robinhood account….and they don’t even have reliable electricity. 😭
The FTC is investigating personalized pricing the same week DoorDash offers to be Instacart.
I can’t wait to see what someone with my browsing history will have to spend for eggs…
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Stings, Stiffs, and Sundar Says No nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1Oxwbndmd…
I guess the Fed is holding rates until after the midterms. Apparently inflation is only an emergency in December…
When told he had the right to remain silent, Eric Swalwell farted. That fart has been collected as evidence…
Noah Wyle named sexiest man alive. Bro thought it was a prank. Trust us buddy, the other 3 billion of us thought so too. 😂
Dictionary.com picked “maxxing” as word of the year.
I’ve been taxmaxxing since 2008 and all I’ve ever gotten back in return is a smaller paycheck…
Lula wins a 4th term as president of Brazil under questionable circumstances and Democrats say that’s a defense of democracy.
But if Trump is elected to a 3rd term as president those same Democrats will all of a sudden remember we’re a constitutional republic.
Funny…
Who ever would’ve guessed the #MeToo movement stopped at the Afghanistan border…
Her Learing Center math ain’t mathing…
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir, “I was eight years old when civil war broke out in Somalia. One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people.” While Somalia has suffered several civil wars, the chapter is entitled, “War: 1989-1991, Mogadishu, Somalia.” Mogadishu experienced severe riots in July 1989, including a mass execution that became known as the “Jazeera beach massacre.”
If, in her own words in her own autobiography, Omar was eight when this occurred in 1989, then she was born in 1981, and was 19 years old in the year 2000, when her father purportedly obtained his citizenship, not 1982 as she currently claims.
Trying to one-Biden are we?
Anthropic going public - I can’t wait to buy shares and have Claude tell me it’s not comfortable with my portfolio…



















