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troy

@TacoHole

when you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce

Joined December 2008
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Well goodbye I guess bsky.app/profile/tacohole.bs…
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About to do a self-harm (Trader Joe's at noon on a Saturday )
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Many are asking why, it's the same reasons I do any dumb shit: a woman, and really good mac n cheese
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what it's like to be my friend
A photo of iMessage where I say "remember that guy redacted who was friends with redacted? I was just thinking about how tiny his head was"

ALT A photo of iMessage where I say "remember that guy redacted who was friends with redacted? I was just thinking about how tiny his head was"

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One thing about me is that I will always jaywalk
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out: seducing her with the Quiet Storm Voice in: seducing her with the Michael Malone Huddle Voice
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I think it's sweet that the nba teams still put all their hands in the huddle and do "1-2-3 defense". Wish we did that at my work
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If you're one of those people whose taste in music is just god awful terrible, know that I'm thinking about you and wishing you healing and love 🙏
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love is so goddamn cute
Pic of a couple in the coffee shop wearing matching Chucks

ALT Pic of a couple in the coffee shop wearing matching Chucks

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hil@plume__11 May 2023
(my first and last day in the succession writer’s room) what if tom and shiv sit down and write out the reasons they fell in love and read them aloud to each other, and then they realize everything but love is bullshit
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The issue of respectability in dress, and what constitutes "proper" attire in public, has raged for as long as people have worn clothes. People who take this position fail to recognize that their own clothes were once the "yoga pants" of their day. I will run through examples 🧵
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@Eric_Conn6 May 2023
Acceptable occasions to wear yoga pants… Alone in your house w/ your husband. Working out alone in your private gym while your husband watches you. The end. No public venues. Not social media.
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Jeff Bezos should stop going to space and fund the development of a brussels sprout that doesn't stink up your house when you cook it
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lucille clifton
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Harrison Ford is so fn good in Shrinking, I hope he does more comedies before he croaks
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I thought I wanted to live downtown (all my needs within a 15min walk), but turns out I actually want to live in the village from Midsommar (troublemaking visitors sacrificed to honor our ephemerality and interdependence)
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Gonna get back to writing micro fiction in IG comments. "A Place for Men"
Image from troy (@TacoHole)
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i want the job security of the person that makes blood squibs for the John Wick franchise
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