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We have officially told Olympic committee that no women will participate in the 2028 Summer Olympics, also known as the Games of the XXXIV Olympiad. Only man from our country come to Olympic. If women come to the olympics who take care of their families and children.
Do you agree.
#LA2028
50%Yes we agree
7%Only men participate
11%Olympic not for women
32%Great decision
28 votes • Final resultsOur movements foreign minister met with the Uzbekistan foreign minister. They talked about economics, tourism and women's rights. They also talked about visa free travel between citizens.
Deputy foreign minister met with Iranian ambassador and advised him very nicely to stop deporting Afghans or there will be many issues. If Iran doesn't listen then the foreign office will take strong action.
#AfghanLivesMatterInIran
New recruits come out from police academy. They are special train in crime fighting, patrolling women and flogging criminals. They will patrol the streets so all citizens are safe and criminals are jailed. They will also punish bad parking by mild flogging.
#Trump invite African leaders to white house and didn't respect the leaders. If he speaks like that to his holiness our supreme leader, our supreme leader will flog him.
African leaders should come to our supreme leader not trump. Our supreme leader will respect them.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #Africa
1$ equals to 70 Afghanis. This is the best time to book your family holidays in Afghanistan for cheap and good holidays. Hotel is $3 for one night and you can rent car for $2 a day, lunch is $0.50 and Kalashnikov rent is $5 for one week.
The International criminal court has issued an arrest warrant for his holiness our movements supreme leader Haibatullah Akhundzada. Nobody is man to arrest Taliban supreme leader. He is in a good location that nobody knows and nobody knows how he looks. The criminal court is criminal.
what do you think of court decision.
16%Wrong decision
4%Bad decision
24%Crazy decision
56%Supreme leader innocent
25 votes • Final resultsKabul airport issued passport photo of a Jew from Azerbaijan by name Zamir Aliyev who entered Afghanistan without mentioning in application he is Jew. He is in our country to meet newspaper managers for business meetings. The police said he must come to the police station to deport.
Our movements supreme leader is the wisest man alive today. He knows everything what's happening around the world. He is always updated with current political situations in Washington, London and Moscow. He knows many affairs that even CIA doesn't know.
He is the leader is of all muslims around the world. Everyone loves him.
The elder council of our movement agreed by majority that women should not drive cars. This is to keep women safe and other car drivers safe. If women need shopping they should get taxis driven by men. The council also made decisions that 25% discount for women passengers.
#TaxiDriver #taxiwala #taximeter
This is remind tourists that Jews not allowed to visit our country. Any jew coming to airport or land border will be deported to new york. This is order from supreme leader because jew come with porn videos to distribute in Afghanistan.
Do you agree with supreme leader.
48%Yes
18%jew produce all porn
8%jew spread feminism
28%supreme leader wise
40 votes • Final resultsToday our movement launched war on Afghan mafia. This video is from Zardan crime family. They sell opium and smuggle guns. They work with Albanian and Turkish crime family and murder people.
All crime family will be arrested and flogged.
#CriminalJustice #CriminalLKDBOSS
Our movements ambassador Molavi Hassan, presented a copy of his credentials to the Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation, Andrei Yuryevich Rudenko.
It was disrespectful for Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov not to be there to accept our ambassador. Our ambassador was not very happy, with this disrespectful attitude. He complained but he was told Lavrov busy with Ukraine war.
#RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussiaWar
Jalal Saboor won the provisional arm wrestling championship. He defeated all opponents 92:0 with no defeats. He was awarded a certificate for his achievement and a Kalashnikov.
#ArmWrestling
15 football hooligans were moderately flogged after they attacked referee when he give incorrect decision against their team. They were flogged Infront of crowd in the stadium.
The referee recovering from injuries in hospital. Herat FC banned these supporters for 1 year.
#Football #FootballNews #FOOTBALLTOGETHER
In Afghanistan you can use the word #Shylock and you won't be criticised or banned. Our movement is the home of free speech. America has no free speech only controlled speech. We are always for free speech and free newspapers.
#Sherlocks
Good morning from the Taliban movement.
His Holiness the Supreme Leader banned women from sports as it's not good for their bodies because too much injuries in sports. Women are better positioned to stay at home and look after children. If women play sports she will get injured then who cooks and raises children?
Do you agree with the Supreme Leader's decision?
#WomenEmpowerment
30%Yes
12%Great decision
19%Women stay at home
39%Supreme Leader is wise
69 votes • Final results40 kilogrammes of opium was captured from a man today in Kandahar province. He was acting as a taxi driver and drugs was hidden in the back of the car. The local police stopped car in normal checkpoint and discovered the drug.
The drug dealer was intensely flogged and sent to court tomorrow to be sentenced.
20 American Humvees and other military equipment that was taken from American occupation army has been repaired and ready to sell to foreign army. They are fully working now. Ministry defence wants to raise money for other projects in the country by selling. Uzbekistan, North Korea, Nigeria and Turkmenistan has reached and shown interest.
