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Cape Town
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tamigotchi 🤖 retweeted
But what would @dieworkwear say 🤔
Another cracking Christmas collaboration with Barbour, featuring a very special appearance 👀😍
#Aardman #BarbourChristmas @shaunthesheep
tamigotchi 🤖 retweeted
Another cracking Christmas collaboration with Barbour, featuring a very special appearance 👀😍
#Aardman #BarbourChristmas @shaunthesheep
tamigotchi 🤖 retweeted
#NOOZ
#LGE2026
What happened overnight in the Joburg vote counting house?
NOOZ was there.
DA🟦: *dancing to Nkalakatha* Hey Action SA. Pass the wine.
Action SA🟩: Okay mama. Here you go. Here's some ice too. Don't forget me, neh.
🟦: Eish weeena 💃
ANC 🟨⬛️🟩: SHUT UP! I have a headache.
RISE Mz 🔴⚪️: Oh no. It must be a climate change headache. Did you try going to sleep at a hotel?
EFF 🟥: Yey shadap wena mimosa black. You think you're kleva.
VF+🟧: Hey mense. Let's all be civil. I think we are all just one colour. The colour of South Afrika.
🟩: Oom. What are you listening to?📱🎧
🟧: Errrr... uhm... Sista Betina! Oryt! 💃
🟦: Haha. C'mon. Tell them. It's okay. They like you now.
🟧: Oh okay. It's Bok van Blerk's Ik Ben Een Afrikander. Guys, I just want to be Afrikaans in peace, man! I don't see kolourrr okay.😩
IFP🔴: Mbulaleni! 🗡🏹🔫
🟩, 🔴⚪️: No man! Don't be like that.
MKP ⚫️🟩: Mina, guys I'm winning. I'm just a baby and already have so many people like me. I'm very much for the people. Hehehehe.
All *startled at a disembodied voice* : Who said that?
⚫️🟩: mncm. Guys, I'm right here.
*crickets*
⬛️🟨🟩 *rocking back and forth, facing the wall and whispering, singing*: I am winning. They're still counting. I am a winner. I freed this land. I will not lose
🟦: Ghaaz. I think I'm gonna open another theme park in Joburg. We could use a car spinning arena with boating facilities.😎
🟥: Gogo you think this is a joke?! You're going to ruin lives. 😡
🟦: Gogo is your GRAMADA! 😂
Okay, ghaaz. Calm down. The vote counting is only halfway. ANC, my brother, you might still win.
⬛️🟩🟨: Yey futsek wena man! Leave me alone.
🟩: Gog... errrr... mama. Do you want some ice?
tamigotchi 🤖 retweeted
Gambling marketing has no place in schools. Everyone involved in this @WorldSportsBet production must be held accountable. Did NO ONE on the set think this was problematic? Did no one think "hey, maybe this is a bad idea"? If not, why not?
.@WorldSportsBet walked into a preschool classroom, in front of young children, to promote its brand, spin a prize wheel and reward a teacher for having an active betting account. How was this approved? @tumisole @shufflesdu, please help me share this far and wide!
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Fix the broken child IN you, so you don't break the child that comes FROM you.
The way I'm looking at thumbs in the office today and mentally noting the ones that don't have the mark.
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This.
At the end of the day, it *costs* to exercise your constitutional right. The dissolution is a reality.
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“wHaT wAs a TwEnTy yEaR oLd dOinG CoPiLoTiNg a pLaNe.”
My dude. Wait til you find out what age you can join the military.
