Sempre que o humor me quiser, basta fazer-me um sinal... Larry David de Oeiras
Lisboa, Portugal
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Sabes o que é que irritava bué a esquerda? Haver uma estação de metro na avenida 25 de Novembro. Eu ia ficar bué irritado, ia ser bué destruído com factos e lógica se houvesse uma linha laranja do metro na avenida 25 de novembro.
Câmara de Lisboa quer dar nome de "Avenida 25 de Novembro" a troço perto das avenidas Álvaro Cunhal e Jorge Sampaio cnnportugal.iol.pt/lisboa/25…
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My favorite story in the Bible is where a disabled man asked Jesus to heal him, and Jesus asked to see his insurance card first. But the man was uninsured, so Jesus told him to get fucked and get a job.
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o ventura a perceber em tempo real o lugar dele na cadeia alimentar dos vigaristas da direita
I’m so confused why Chega’s leader, Andre Ventura, said that he would deport Flavio Bolsonaro from Portugal and would refuse to give him refuge.
Nonetheless, he said it on CNN. Don’t tell me Andre is another one like the many other false right wing leaders in Europe. He’s been great on so many issues and then comes out with this? Who is advising him?
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Nem o Ronaldo conseguia escrever um comunicado, nem o Jorge Jesus o conseguia ler.
É daí que vem o mal entendido.
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Maricarmen en su casa una hora antes de la hora fijada para su desahucio.
Madrid, 23/09/2026
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James Gandolfini completaria hoje o seu 65.º aniversário 🤍
“The Sopranos” (1999–2007), série de David Chase
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Taking phones off the internet boosts mental health.
People were randomly assigned to block mobile internet for 2 weeks. They socialized, exercised, and read more—and became happier, less depressed & anxious, and more focused.
Being unglued from devices is good for well-being.
