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@TankedPutinSep 27

NAFO Music Brigade - Rock against tyranny Turn on the sound and follow the discography thread 🧵

🤖 Made with AI

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Gumby Fella™ 🇺🇦@GumbyFella20h

Replying to @Dpol_un

Image from Gumby Fella™ 🇺🇦 (@GumbyFella)

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@TankedPutinNov 6

This is what we are fighting against with our russian traditional values. It’s how all of Europe already look like… wake up sheeple! 😬

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Krampus Fella 666 (NAFO Satanic Stiga Squad)@KbillPutin666Nov 5

Different flags, same shit. Fuck russia, fuck russians.

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@TankedPutinNov 6

Russian science nerds have found a force of nature to harness. Watch out for shooting stars at the front soon 😬

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@TankedPutinNov 5

Replying to @Tendar

A burning desire For a Moscow empire.

@TankedPutinSep 27

Replying to @TankedPutin

Burning Desire Why is Russia burning? Available on Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5bDQs…

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@TankedPutinNov 5

Replying to @Osint613

This is what they desire.

@TankedPutinSep 27

Replying to @TankedPutin

Burning Desire Why is Russia burning? Available on Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5bDQs…

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@TankedPutinNov 5

Replying to @bayraktar_1love

💥🔥😍

@TankedPutinSep 27

Replying to @TankedPutin

Burning Desire Why is Russia burning? Available on Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5bDQs…

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Mephistofella⛧.@SatanTheNinthNov 5

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES! This chef should be made a honorary Fella. Viva Italia! bbc.com/news/articles/cx4g1q…

Image from Mephistofella⛧. (@SatanTheNinth)

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@TankedPutinNov 5

Replying to @KyivPost

No more oil coming?

@TankedPutinSep 27

Replying to @TankedPutin

Burning Desire Why is Russia burning? Available on Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5bDQs…

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@TankedPutinNov 5

Replying to @jurgen_nauditt

Logistic node is jammed 😳

@TankedPutinSep 27

Replying to @TankedPutin

Wildberry jam Available on Spotify open.spotify.com/track/4oWZ0…

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@TankedPutinNov 5

Replying to @GloOouD

Sanctions in their most practical form nitter.cf/tankedputin/status/210…

@TankedPutinSep 27

Replying to @TankedPutin

Burning Desire Why is Russia burning? Available on Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5bDQs…

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Secretary to the Russian Ambassador of Sweden@GizuhrNov 4

TRUMP LOST AND IS A USELESS 🇷🇺ASSET NOW? TIME TO RELEASE THE KOMPROMAT 👧🎬TAPES ANYWAY?

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Enrico Benzeneo 🇺🇦 🇬🇧@EnricoBenzeneoNov 4

Replying to @TankedPutin

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di😅

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@TankedPutinNov 4

But my trolls still say we’re winning the war 🙄

In 2026, Russia is progressing 0.31 km² per 1,000 Russian casualties, which is worse than the British and French at the Somme.

Bar chart of net land gained per 1,000 attacker casualties: Russia in 2026 at 0.31 km², the Somme in 1916 at 0.42 km², and Germany in 1918 at 5.7 km². Source: ISW, Ukrainian General Staff

ALT Bar chart of net land gained per 1,000 attacker casualties: Russia in 2026 at 0.31 km², the Somme in 1916 at 0.42 km², and Germany in 1918 at 5.7 km². Source: ISW, Ukrainian General Staff

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@TankedPutinNov 4

Not fair 😭

lamatzi 🇸🇪⚔🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇬🇪

🔥BREAKING NEWS: VLADIMIR PUTIN LOSES U.S. HOUSE AND SENATE

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lamatzi 🇸🇪⚔🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇬🇪

🔥BREAKING NEWS: VLADIMIR PUTIN LOSES U.S. HOUSE AND SENATE

@theliamnissanNov 4

BREAKING NEWS: VLADIMIR PUTIN LOSES U.S. HOUSE AND SENATE

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@TankedPutinNov 4

But my trolls still say we’re winning the war 🙄

In 2026, Russia is progressing 0.31 km² per 1,000 Russian casualties, which is worse than the British and French at the Somme.

Bar chart of net land gained per 1,000 attacker casualties: Russia in 2026 at 0.31 km², the Somme in 1916 at 0.42 km², and Germany in 1918 at 5.7 km². Source: ISW, Ukrainian General Staff

ALT Bar chart of net land gained per 1,000 attacker casualties: Russia in 2026 at 0.31 km², the Somme in 1916 at 0.42 km², and Germany in 1918 at 5.7 km². Source: ISW, Ukrainian General Staff

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@katten260764Nov 3

Replying to @AvdelningH

Video & musik: @espentroll och @TankedPutin

Image from Fågel (@katten260764)

Image from Fågel (@katten260764)

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Sparven 🇸🇪🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇫🇮@BananpoloNov 3

Önskar att Svenska hockey förbundet hade haft samma ryggrad.

🇸🇪Sonofabonde🇺🇦@sonofabondeNov 2

💪💪💪💪

Image from 🇸🇪Sonofabonde🇺🇦 (@sonofabonde)

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@TankedPutinNov 3

This is true. Every Russian war under my presidency have been about proving my manliness and straightness 😬

Image from Tanked Putin (@TankedPutin)

Image from Tanked Putin (@TankedPutin)

@nikitabierNov 1

Replying to @stevesi

If you’ve ever met a native Russian male, their greatest fear is being seen as non-masculine. Putin will keep the war going until the treaty explicitly states that he is a Big Man, that he is no way gay, and that he is only ceding territory to be considerate to the women of Ukraine.

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