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Joined May 2022
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What a devastating indictment of our country.
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Someone please travel back in time and show this lineup to Steve Jobs 😵‍💫 #AppleEvent
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We’re no longer care to provide a transformational experience. Apple retail is now transactional. Were like a chain restaurant: turn and burn
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Employee Barely Even Remembers Dead Mom After Taking Company’s One-Week Bereavement bit.ly/3TLvJHS
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Google Announces Most Searched Term Of Year Is Once Again ‘Nervous Breakdown Hate Life Hate Job How To Get New Life’ bit.ly/3u0cu29
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RIP Touch Bar (2016-2023) #AppleEvent
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Apple: We’re not doing layoffs, we’re just extremely passionate about time and attendance violations right now
"We're not doing layoffs, we're just firing more people with bullshit policy violations" - every corp that says they aren't doing layoffs
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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To recap: -Banned users were capable of attending a Twitter spaces despite being banned (including Matt Binder and ElonJet) -Elon joins the space and couldn't answer a single question and rage quits -Elon removes the entire twitter spaces feature
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Apparently it’s “Free speech for me. Not for thee.”
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Elon Musk Bans Several Journalists From Twitter After Reinstating Literal Nazis dlvr.it/SfRrw8
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Twitter TOS: • don’t hurt Elon’s feelings
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when leadership talks about “misinformation” in downloads
Leads be like
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It’s actually unfair for retail to complain about not getting cool accessories or swag like corporate. These bags under our eyes are undeniably exclusive to retail staff
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Checking my iPhone 14 Battery Health…
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iOS 16 has landed! ⚙️
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here i fixed it
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It’s about that time of year again!
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