"Hello Hollywood? I know you're dying to read my scripts. So I'll swing by for lunch and... Hello? Are you still there? I can hear you breathing. Hello? Hello?"
Between Heaven and Earth
Joined April 2022
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If I haven't told you lately, thank you for your pity likes. You people. Your impeccable manners are only surpassed by the boundless sympathy you bestow upon my humble tweets. But just so you know, I do accept flowers.
For Halloween, I mascaraed as a prissy, uptight bitch. Boyfriend said, "Hurry up. Put on your costume. Or we'll be late!"
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Halloween in New York City is unmatched! 🎃 Tonight’s Village Halloween Parade was incredible!
Huge thanks to Jorge, Todd & @thrillernyc for another spectacular Michael Jackson THRILLER finale!
One of NYC’s greatest traditions! 🧟♂️🗽 – at New York, NY
I tried to compose a poem for Halloween, but I'm not a poet. And not good with Halloween. That's two strikes against me, I suppose. So I'll just shout, "Boo!" and hope I made you smile on count three.
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What kind of smart are you (mostly)?
40%Book Smart
10%Street Smart
30%People Smart
20%Love Smart
10 votes • Final results TeaRoseKent retweeted
What do you think most people strive to be more:
22%Uniquely Individual
78%Member of a Crowd
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Thank you Netflix for warning me this 18-part documentary about serial killers also has scenes with smoking
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Charles Grodin absolutely wrecks Robert De Niro in Midnight Run.
He needles him so hard that De Niro cracks for a split second, glances at the camera and mutters: “Pain in the ass this guy is.” Then snaps right back in.
Grodin pauses… then hits him again. 😂🤣
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The internet was fun because people lived interesting lives offline and then posted about their experiences online, the problem was it got so good that everyone started living online instead, so we ran out of experiences to post about
It occured to me that even if my scripts never get produced, I enjoyed writing them despite the challenges. When I finished one, got coverage, made revisions, then filed it along with my other scripts, I was happy in a way that feels unlike any other.
The first time I went to a screenwriters' conference, I noticed the confident ones wore hoodies. They were cool. So was I, but I skipped over to the gift shop to get one so they knew I was cool, too.
(I'm wearing it now, old as it is.)
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'Gatsby' Police Procedural With Gender Twist In Works At NBC From Jake Coburn & Jason Tracey deadline.com/2026/10/gatsby-…
What kind of smart are you (mostly)?
40%Book Smart
10%Street Smart
30%People Smart
20%Love Smart
10 votes • Final resultsI'm used to "almond-shaped eyes." Maybe because I have them.
I do enjoy a good pillow book now and then.
Apart from anything else, a prude always reveals himself or herself to be very poorly read. You cannot engage with literature on any significant level without encountering human sexuality in the raw. The ancient Roman poets Catullus or Horace or Ovid are completely beyond you, as are Chaucer, Giovanni Boccaccio, Dante Alighieri, the beautiful pillow books of Japan and the Kama Sutra, Daniel Defoe, D. H. Lawrence, James Joyce, William Faulkner, Vladimir Nabokov, Truman Capote, the entire Beat Generation, Edna O’Brien, Anaïs Nin, Larry Kramer, Henry Miller, Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, Dorothy Allison, Philip Roth, Gary Indiana, Thomas Pynchon, Cormac McCarthy. Good luck, prudes.